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Caiden the burglar 

The cutest most amazing boy in the entire world :) pero es muy stinky y feo.

I love you so much my stinky
Random creature- “who the hell is Caiden the burglar

Me-“a stinky shit head
Caiden the burglar by MEOWOWOOW January 26, 2025

the cum burglar 

he comes into your bedroom at 3am and steals ur cum
bro the cum burglar took my cum, he has a nice ass tho
the cum burglar by 31498765 May 26, 2021

The Turd Burglar 

to tie someone up to a pole take all their clothes off and then stick your hand/arm up their nutthole pull ot the poop
then your form it into the shape of a turd...your choice of style then tkae it home freeze it and sell it on ebay
Dude i did The Turd Burglar on Molly the other day. I made 5 thousand dollars on ebay!

The twin tower burglary 

The redheaded sausage goblins says, "hey you guys, remember the day when twin towers got burgled"

Friend looks, that petty gay guy says "is she that thick? The only thing that has been burgled round here is her kebab"
The twin tower burglary by Wardy198 September 10, 2025