The Bureau

The Federal Bureau of Investigation. "The Bureau" is a term used as a reference to the agency itself by Federal Agents on the job.

Chad: "Surveillance Van's across the street again, dude."
Dylan: "I'm wearing a wire.."
Zach: "You've been in operation with The Bureau..this entire time.."
Chad: "Pulls out a Glock 41 and caps Dylan in the ass."

The Bureau by Lt. Zach January 20, 2022

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Going to the Bureau

Leaving your office early, under the pretense that you're traveling to another facility ("the bureau") to continue working.....when in reality, you're leaving to go home; presumably to eat cake and admire your front butt.

Ed: Are you going with us to Starbucks today at 2:30?

Mark: No, I'm going to the bureau here in a little bit. I've got a lot of work to catch up on.

Ed: Right. (Makes Air Jerk motion)

Going to the Bureau by Barry Mahoganue July 21, 2009

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The Adjustment Bureau

A synonym for a male hand because of it's tendency to find its way down a male's pants in order to adjust the position of the penis and scrotum.

Since I am at a formal party i will go to the bathroom in order to use The Adjustment Bureau to make my privates more comfortable

The Adjustment Bureau by praytobestrongermen November 26, 2011

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