The Bureau 

The Federal Bureau of Investigation. "The Bureau" is a term used as a reference to the agency itself by Federal Agents on the job.

Chad: "Surveillance Van's across the street again, dude."
Dylan: "I'm wearing a wire.."
Zach: "You've been in operation with The Bureau..this entire time.."
Chad: "Pulls out a Glock 41 and caps Dylan in the ass."

The Bureau by Lt. Zach January 20, 2022

Going to the Bureau 

Leaving your office early, under the pretense that you're traveling to another facility ("the bureau") to continue working.....when in reality, you're leaving to go home; presumably to eat cake and admire your front butt.

Ed: Are you going with us to Starbucks today at 2:30?

Mark: No, I'm going to the bureau here in a little bit. I've got a lot of work to catch up on.

Ed: Right. (Makes Air Jerk motion)

Going to the Bureau by Barry Mahoganue July 21, 2009

The Adjustment Bureau 

A synonym for a male hand because of it's tendency to find its way down a male's pants in order to adjust the position of the penis and scrotum.

Since I am at a formal party i will go to the bathroom in order to use The Adjustment Bureau to make my privates more comfortable

The Adjustment Bureau by praytobestrongermen November 26, 2011

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004