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the brownies squad

Consists of kawaii, sigh, high, shy, and cry. They are the main swag crew brow bitches. They'll make you cry too, so watch out for the brownies squad.
Hoe why you cryin?

The brownies squad.

taking the brownies out of the oven 

a elaborate way to tell someone you're going to take a massive shit, the oven being your hot, stinky ass. see also taking the browns to the super bowl, dropping the kids off at the pool
Hours after raping the local chinese buffet, Blake's ass reminded him to take the brownies out of the oven.

Icing the brownies 

-phrase used to describe the act of defecation and release of ejaculate on to said defecation (shitting a pile and jerking one out to top it off)
What is taking you so long in the bathroom? You've been in there over an hour! Are you icing the brownies?
Icing the brownies by xtnjnz March 20, 2010

cut the brownies 

A sexual act of deficating into a small ziplock bag, then placing the warm lump on your significant other's face as they sleep, then, when they away, yell "Cut the brownies!" And pop the bag with a pin, causing it to splatter all over his/her face.
"How did the night with Jessica go?"

"Aweful, she didn't put out so I cut the brownies that morning."
cut the brownies by Bennyboy141 December 31, 2013

Bounce the brownies 

1) to need to take a dump, but have no place to go.

2) to take a dump right then right there

3) to take a dump in a spot not suited for dump taking
For 1- Man, during that parent teacher conference i had to bounce the brownies!

For 2- Hold up, i gotta bounce a brownie

For 3- I had no where to take a dump, so i had to bounce the brownies in that cornfield!
Bounce the brownies by Juelpipan January 5, 2010

Brownies in the super bowl 

Brownies in the super bowl
A classy way to tell someone you're taking a shit at the very moment

I'm dropping some brownies in the super bowl,talk to you later
I'll chat you up later, I'm dropping some brownies in the super bowl
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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