the brownies
the brownies by CJCindy June 27, 2017
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the brownies squad
Consists of kawaii, sigh, high, shy, and cry. They are the main swag crew brow bitches. They'll make you cry too, so watch out for the brownies squad.
the brownies squad by chickennuggethoe January 6, 2015
taking the brownies out of the oven
a elaborate way to tell someone you're going to take a massive shit, the oven being your hot, stinky ass. see also taking the browns to the super bowl, dropping the kids off at the pool
Hours after raping the local chinese buffet, Blake's ass reminded him to take the brownies out of the oven.
taking the brownies out of the oven by Cory Bovard December 8, 2004
Icing the brownies
-phrase used to describe the act of defecation and release of ejaculate on to said defecation (shitting a pile and jerking one out to top it off)
What is taking you so long in the bathroom? You've been in there over an hour! Are you icing the brownies?
Icing the brownies by xtnjnz March 20, 2010
cut the brownies
A sexual act of deficating into a small ziplock bag, then placing the warm lump on your significant other's face as they sleep, then, when they away, yell "Cut the brownies!" And pop the bag with a pin, causing it to splatter all over his/her face.
"How did the night with Jessica go?"
"Aweful, she didn't put out so I cut the brownies that morning."
"Aweful, she didn't put out so I cut the brownies that morning."
cut the brownies by Bennyboy141 December 31, 2013
Bounce the brownies
1) to need to take a dump, but have no place to go.
2) to take a dump right then right there
3) to take a dump in a spot not suited for dump taking
2) to take a dump right then right there
3) to take a dump in a spot not suited for dump taking
For 1- Man, during that parent teacher conference i had to bounce the brownies!
For 2- Hold up, i gotta bounce a brownie
For 3- I had no where to take a dump, so i had to bounce the brownies in that cornfield!
For 2- Hold up, i gotta bounce a brownie
For 3- I had no where to take a dump, so i had to bounce the brownies in that cornfield!
Bounce the brownies by Juelpipan January 5, 2010
Brownies in the super bowl
Brownies in the super bowl
A classy way to tell someone you're taking a shit at the very moment
I'm dropping some brownies in the super bowl,talk to you later
A classy way to tell someone you're taking a shit at the very moment
I'm dropping some brownies in the super bowl,talk to you later
Brownies in the super bowl by Jestar July 10, 2019
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