the boris 

The boris is when you bust a nut in your gf’s mouth then when she swallows you slap her stomach making her cough it up and it sounds like Boris Johnson’s rambaling.

I gave my girlfriend the boris last night

the boris by Whining and dining ya girl January 8, 2019

Giving them the Boris 

The act of avoiding social interaction with strangers on the street - particularly chuggers - by pretending you are from another country & don't speak English.

Chugger: "Hello mate!!! Have you got a minute?!"

You, continuing walking & giving them the Boris: "Ja n'ya comprendé vous. Ich bin sorry, tovarisch..."

Giving them the Boris by John Superman December 6, 2013

Tooting on the Boris 

Hitting a blunt - English

Q; "what were you doing last night?"
A; "I was Tooting on the Boris and gaming"

Tooting on the Boris by lozda January 3, 2025

boris the soviet love hammer 

Boris the Soviet Love Hammer is weapon that crushes pussy with the combined wrath of Lenin, Marx, and Stalin as it beats Communism into the souls of the masses.

The real reason the Soivet Union won on WWII was because Stalin straight up fucked Hitler up the ass with Boris the Soviet Love Hammer.

boris the soviet love hammer by Mohammed's Yiddiskeit December 16, 2014

boris the cat 

Boris the cat, is a person who will go way out of their way to help you, they will do anything they possibly can to make you feel better about your self, or your situation. This perticular person was braught up to be your guidenece, and to help you through anything you need help with. This is a one a in a million person, who always looks on the bright side, always walks around with a smile, always makes a joke out of everything, and trys to laugh it off. This is the person you will love, and you know that they will not judge you, no matter what you've done for what reason, they will always be there for you, no matter what. If you do get close enough to that person, as a friend, they will even get them selves into fights just to protect you, just to be that friend, that missing link, that older brother, that guaridan angle you've always wanted as a child. That best friend. This person will never leave you. They will listen, they will understand, they will talk you through your problems, they wont say anything if you don't want, or they will try give you adcive and help you through it. If you ever meet a person as great as this, never let them go.

You happen to be going through trouble at home, and at school. You feel there is no where you can go to for advice, or a shoulder to lean or cry on, then you remember that one special person that you can turn to, no matter what time of night or day, no matter how big or small your "problem" is, or even if you just want a chit chat because you're feeling down, this person will know, and will be there. Boris the cat will be the best thing that will come into your life, a person that you will never forget.

boris the cat by boristhecat January 18, 2008

Boris the spider 

Great song that was originally made by "The Who" bassist, John Entwistle for a children's album. It later became a concert staple for them due to it's success. It is one of the first tracks to utilize the "death growl" of modern metal.

When The Who played Boris The Spider, the crowd went insane and tried to jump on stage.

Boris the spider by Moltenbea January 16, 2007

Boris the Teeth Guy 

Some red version of Caillou's dad that some GoAnimate fags made that manages to piss off young children via racist slurs like nigger.

Boris the Teeth Guy: fuck you cayloo you fucking nigger [kike.
MarioAndFortniteYes WomenAndSexNo: I'm telling my mom to reporrt you this is in appropreat

Boris the Teeth Guy by RockManZero3 March 17, 2020