A number that is the product of 3 and 23, two prime numbers. Fucking internet perverts.
Proffessor: The mathematical properties of the number 69, whilst limited, are uinfalingly fascinating.
Student: (raises hand) Yo, doc i got a question!
Proffessor: Yes good sir?
Student: Isn't 69 that freaky shit where she sucks your dick, and you eat her out at the same time?
Proffessor: It is not limited exclusively to heterosexuals. Dumbass.
Boris the Soviet Love Hammer is weapon that crushes pussy with the combined wrath of Lenin, Marx, and Stalin as it beats Communism into the souls of the masses.
The real reason the Soivet Union won on WWII was because Stalin straight up fucked Hitler up the ass with Boris the Soviet Love Hammer.
A slang term for a woman's breasts; also known as man's best friend.
When you're feeling sad, think of size 34DD tits. You might not feel happier, but your penis sure will.