I am the BOAT the Best of All Time. I can do every thing the best and better than you. I am the best at: Fish eating , Hunger ending, bear Killing, Wife sexing, Door Bell ringing, Drill drilling, Cap Piping, Bird Chirping, Moon Watching, Lego Avoidance, Restroom Sign Hanging, Soda Refilling, Three point Shooting, Microwave using, Pillow Fighter, cigarette lighter, Charcoal igniter, Suicider, Tooth Brusher, Tree Hugger (but not before the date), Bleach Drinker, Arabic Singer, Love Creator, $$$ Maker, Nature Mother, Baby Boomer, Body Glitterer, Carpet Spinner, Police Inforcer, LA Lawyer, Perfume Buyer, Consistent Lair, Hand Signer, Deaf Wisperer, Close Eyed Seer, Puppet master, Back Waxer, Cartoon Watcher, Pillow Talker, and Coma User. I am the Greatest at all things that have ever been things I am even the best at being Bill Cosby. My Name Is Kendrick Keller and I an simply The Best Person In The World!!!!

"I am Kendrick I am simply the best I can not lose because the is nothing that I try in which I do not surpass all others. I am the best person of all time. "

the best person of all time by Dr. Strange June 15, 2014

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The best person ever

A person who is fun, caring and exciting to be with.Usually has a pleasing personality and makes people feel comfortable around them!

Wow my friend is the best person ever she's so positive,kind and helps people whenever she can I just love her!

The best person ever by Navie28 February 2, 2020

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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

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Dotard

An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.

That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .

Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017

Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

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Chancla

The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.

My mom hit me with a chancla.

Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014

Word of the Day on August 16, 2026

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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