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The Bandit

A sex move: Performed with 3 people (2 men and a women) Blindfold your girl and start doing her from behind while she's facing a window, now quietly switch places with the other man and have him start doing her while you go outside and have the other man un-blindfold the girl and you wave at her from outside the window.
On a side note: She doesn't know that there are two men and that she is going to be doing two men before this move is preformed.
A - Dude! Me and my bro just did the bandit on her!
B - Yeah man she totally freaked!
by Colinmandudebro December 17, 2008
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Smokey and the Bandit

Taking a hit off of a bong while simultaneously evacuating your bowels.
My morning routine consists of a Smokey and the Bandit, shower and a shave.
by Maynardspet April 9, 2015
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Bare bum the bandit

I'm not going bare bum the bandit. Your always bare bum the bandit
by Tkovacs November 2, 2020
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Beat the bandit

To Beat the bandit, is too take ones penis and begin to jerk like normal, and then increase in speed until you are in physical pain and/or have drawn blood. It is often considered a punishment wank, post getting with a munter.
Bret: "Yo bro I had to Beat the bandit last night"

Mike: "What why?"

Bret: "I got with some skanky bitch, had to teach it a fucking lesson"
by bret1020393 August 25, 2011
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Smokey and the Bandit

Sucking a fart out of a chicks Anal Rim, and then proceeding to kiss her while burping the fart into her mouth.
Burt Reynolds gave Sally Struthers a "Smokey and the Bandit" during a hot night of love.
by Peter Frampton January 1, 2006
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The Dirty Bandit

When done plowing the hoe you spit lipper juice in her snapper, slap her on the ass, and yell get along little doggy!
Dude, I gave that girl I met the other night "The Dirty Bandit" and she didn`t enjoy it as much I as thought she would!
by Jameson 42 November 13, 2009
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The Dick Bandit

An unknown vigilante who draws dicks on various objects such as desks and computers for amusement.
The dick bandit struck again.
by Mommyhole November 13, 2018
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