When done plowing the hoe you spit lipper juice in her snapper, slap her on the ass, and yell get along little doggy!
Dude, I gave that girl I met the other night "The Dirty Bandit" and she didn`t enjoy it as much I as thought she would!
by Jameson 42 November 13, 2009
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Verb - When 2 people are having sexual intercourse and someone runs in, interfering, sticks his or her penis in, pulls out, then runs away immediately.

Noun - someone who performs the act above.
by The Dirty Dan September 22, 2016
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Someone who uses Nigger Tactics to sneak up behind you and remove your dick and sell it on the black market.
Jon: I waz in t3h market t3h other day n some Dirty Cock Bandit stole meh Peen!!

Mark: I Live In a HUGE BUCKET!!

Jon: ....
by Co0ody January 9, 2008
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