the avocado 

something you peel to make guacamole

"Peel what?"

"The avocado!"

peel

the avocado by AntiGuacomole October 21, 2015

The Avocado man 

He is in your house
He is in your bed

If your lucky he’s not inside your head.

YIIIIIPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEE

The avocado man is coming. If you hear the song sin city from behind your run for your life.

The Avocado man by Creepy pizza March 7, 2023

The Avocado Effect 

When you buttfuck your dead Irish dad till he shuts green

“If Jered doesn’t shut the fuck up, I’m gonna have to experience the Avocado Effect.”

The Avocado Effect by Dirigi April 8, 2021

popping the avocado 

Equivalent to popping the cherry, except in the ass.

"Has she ever been fucked in the ass before?"
"No, I'll be popping the avocado tonight."

popping the avocado by Ibieta April 12, 2007

Cutting the Avocado 

1) Masturbating
2) The act of asking a male or female to a formal dance.

1) "idk man I just gotta cut the avocado tonight."
2) Billy is cutting the avocado to Jamie for prom in 7th period!"

Cutting the Avocado by ILoveLamp22 July 15, 2016

lay the avocado 

a roblox twitter community member

omg! lay the avocado replied to my tweet let's sCREam

lay the avocado by jaiilinx February 12, 2021

The slippery avocado

A lesbian sex thing

Last night the girls did the slippery avocado

The slippery avocado by Pseugay July 23, 2017