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The Avocado man 

He is in your house
He is in your bed

If your lucky he’s not inside your head.

YIIIIIPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEE
The avocado man is coming. If you hear the song sin city from behind your run for your life.

The Avocado Effect 

When you buttfuck your dead Irish dad till he shuts green
“If Jered doesn’t shut the fuck up, I’m gonna have to experience the Avocado Effect.”

popping the avocado 

"Has she ever been fucked in the ass before?"
"No, I'll be popping the avocado tonight."
popping the avocado by Ibieta April 12, 2007

Cutting the Avocado 

1) Masturbating
2) The act of asking a male or female to a formal dance.
1) "idk man I just gotta cut the avocado tonight."
2) Billy is cutting the avocado to Jamie for prom in 7th period!"

lay the avocado 

omg! lay the avocado replied to my tweet let's sCREam
lay the avocado by jaiilinx February 12, 2021