the avocado
the avocado by AntiGuacomole October 21, 2015
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The Avocado man
He is in your house
He is in your bed
If your lucky he’s not inside your head.
YIIIIIPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEE
He is in your bed
If your lucky he’s not inside your head.
YIIIIIPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEE
The Avocado man by Creepy pizza March 7, 2023
The Avocado Effect
The Avocado Effect by Dirigi April 8, 2021
popping the avocado
popping the avocado by Ibieta April 12, 2007
Cutting the Avocado
1) "idk man I just gotta cut the avocado tonight."
2) Billy is cutting the avocado to Jamie for prom in 7th period!"
2) Billy is cutting the avocado to Jamie for prom in 7th period!"
Cutting the Avocado by ILoveLamp22 July 15, 2016
lay the avocado
lay the avocado by jaiilinx February 12, 2021
The slippery avocado
The slippery avocado by Pseugay July 23, 2017
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