The Astronaut 

Blowing a load that shoots straight up in resemblance to a rocket ship in result of a hefty tit fucking finish; hitting the girl in the chin, face or even entering the nasal cavity which is dependent upon the distance and velocity of the shot. Also known as the "Space Cadet"

"She asked me If I was almost done and right when she opened her mouth to speak she met the astronaut"

The Astronaut by JK-RWTD March 25, 2010

the astronaut effect

1. When someone is talking about something so advanced you hardly understand 50% of it, but the subject is so interesting, you keep listening and encourage the speaker to continue talking.
2. When someone is smart and has interesting things to tell.

"Did you understand anything of what he said?"
"Not really"
"So why did you keep asking questions?"
"I don't know, the astronaut effect I guess"

Or

"Do you like that guy?"
"I don't know, he's sweet, works hard, but he's missing the astronaut effect ."

the astronaut effect by Anron90 December 23, 2019

Punch the Astronaut 

When you are high and decide to masturbate

John: do you wanna go to Wendy’s?
Jack: gimme 15, I gotta go punch the astronaut

Punch the Astronaut by Jd87 March 18, 2021

Mourning The Fallen Astronauts 

When you can't get a full erection and you don't know why. Not quite Erectile Dysfunction, but close.

"Dude, I was about to get it on, but then I started Mourning the Fallen Astronauts."

Mourning The Fallen Astronauts by TheOneAndOnlyCMC December 15, 2016

The Albuquerque Astronaut 

A sexual act in which the male urinates into a fishbowl and dunks the female participant's head into the bowl and anally penetrates the woman from behind.

Last night was crazy man, I gave Becky the Albuquerque Astronaut.

The Albuquerque Astronaut by Therealnielofthegrasstyson April 4, 2024

Astronaut In The Ocean 

that song on tiktok that donald trump is supposedly using to communicate with his supporters now that he is banned from twitter

"Hey did you hear that coded song?"

"Astronaut In The Ocean?"

Astronaut In The Ocean by frenchfryshitballs May 6, 2021

Astronaut in the Ocean 

What you know about rolling down in the deep?

Person 1: When your brain goes numb you can call that mental freeze.

Person 2: When these people talk too much put that s**t in slow motion yeah.

Person 3: I feel like an astronaut in the ocean ay.

Person 4: What you know about rolling down in the deep.

Astronaut in the Ocean by JasonSandersBiggestFan May 17, 2021