The Antonio
A large lake-dwelling creature, probably a mammal, with a bad jawline and a large beer belly. Less ripped than his brother The Gracko. Eats only granola. Sometimes sports a goatee.
The Antonio by Wacky fella November 5, 2023
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The Antonio
The Antonio by KT2024 January 31, 2024
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The Antonio Brown
When your girl is watching bible study videos, so you sneak behind her, vigorously masterbate and blow a huge load on her back.
My girl wasn’t givin’ me any unless I watched bible videos with her, so I hit her with The Antonio Brown
The Antonio Brown by fftbrando September 12, 2019
The Antonio brown
The A.B. or The Antonio brown.... when you turn on the gospel channel then call your girlfriend in the room... While her back is turned to you watching the television you ejaculate onto her back as she runs out of the room pissed off you take her favorite piece of furniture and throw it out your window onto the street below....
The Antonio brown by Tls9211 September 10, 2019
the antonio brown
Yo man I pulled the antonio brown on that girl while she was watching the real housewives last night
the antonio brown by themanbearpig1 September 11, 2019
The Antonio Brown
When someone comes in your while sleeping and gives you a blowjob. You wake up to it but pretend your still asleep. Complete in their mouth while yelling your own name.
He tried to come in my room and give me a BJ while I was sleeping. He tried The Antonio Brown on me at universal studios.
The Antonio Brown by Meowboo1 July 14, 2022
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《¤》David《¤》Sanchez《¤》Always《¤》The《¤》Antonio《¤》Banderas《¤》 by RedRibbonArmyDance February 26, 2025
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