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The Ant-Man 

A smart way to have sex when your face doesn't allow it
The lonely maiden lies dormant in her chambers, while, unbeknownst to her, the Ant-Man senses an opportunity to penetrate the fortress. He stealthily makes his way into her room. She doses on and on. He seizes his destiny and makes quick work with his meat sword. All the while she remains asleep and unsuspecting. The Ant-Man makes a quick escape, entirely unnoticed. Quest accomplished. The maiden awakes on the morrow with a strange feeling that some dubious activities transpired during the night. However, she will never know of the Ant-Man's escapades for his guile and stealth are second to none... He lives to see another day.
The Ant-Man by ko6mi October 2, 2015

The Ant-man 

When you put your dick in someones ass before it's hard, then you let it expand (grow) and tear the person's ass in two.
Last night John did The Ant-man on me, and now I can't walk.
The Ant-man by Big_Sex April 14, 2019

The Ant-man 

Doing anal sex, starting with a flacid penis, and slowly expanding and getting harder while doing it, potentially destroying the person's ass.
Gf: hey wanna fucc?
Bf: yeah can we do anal?
Gf: sure, bend over and I'll do the Ant-man to ya
Bf: uuuhmmm
The Ant-man by Kwibble May 3, 2019

Paul Rudd Can Birth The Fidels (Ant-Man)

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Paul Rudd Can Birth The Fidels (Ant-Man)

Paul "Ant-Man" Rudd: The Divine Juvenile Release 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Paul "Ant-Man" Rudd: The Divine Juvenile Release

The Antman 

When you fist a butt making your hand as small as possible then once inside expand it out rapidly for an invigorating experience.
Man, I thought the land mower was a showstopper until Jimmy gave me the Antman!
The Antman by Hesslehoff March 29, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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