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The Ant Man 

When you enter through the ass while your dick is flaccid and becomes erect once it's inside
"My anal cavity blew up like a balloon whenever Frank did the ant man inside me"
The Ant Man by Dyslexifier March 23, 2019
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The Ant-Man 

A smart way to have sex when your face doesn't allow it
The lonely maiden lies dormant in her chambers, while, unbeknownst to her, the Ant-Man senses an opportunity to penetrate the fortress. He stealthily makes his way into her room. She doses on and on. He seizes his destiny and makes quick work with his meat sword. All the while she remains asleep and unsuspecting. The Ant-Man makes a quick escape, entirely unnoticed. Quest accomplished. The maiden awakes on the morrow with a strange feeling that some dubious activities transpired during the night. However, she will never know of the Ant-Man's escapades for his guile and stealth are second to none... He lives to see another day.
The Ant-Man by ko6mi October 2, 2015

The Ant-man 

When you put your dick in someones ass before it's hard, then you let it expand (grow) and tear the person's ass in two.
Last night John did The Ant-man on me, and now I can't walk.
The Ant-man by Big_Sex April 14, 2019

The Ant-man 

Doing anal sex, starting with a flacid penis, and slowly expanding and getting harder while doing it, potentially destroying the person's ass.
Gf: hey wanna fucc?
Bf: yeah can we do anal?
Gf: sure, bend over and I'll do the Ant-man to ya
Bf: uuuhmmm
The Ant-man by Kwibble May 3, 2019

Paul Rudd Can Birth The Fidels (Ant-Man)

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Paul Rudd Can Birth The Fidels (Ant-Man)

Paul "Ant-Man" Rudd: The Divine Juvenile Release 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Paul "Ant-Man" Rudd: The Divine Juvenile Release

The Antman 

When you fist a butt making your hand as small as possible then once inside expand it out rapidly for an invigorating experience.
Man, I thought the land mower was a showstopper until Jimmy gave me the Antman!
The Antman by Hesslehoff March 29, 2019
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