The AirPod 

The AirPod is a corporation that created the world's first smart napping pod - the AirPod unit. AirPod unit is also a fundamental building block of a worldwide AirPod business model, initialized by the third person's investments and based on IPO.

The AirPod unit
AirPod unit incorporates smart functions that offer advanced usage of the pod. The pod will offer a nap place with revitalization function, the option to use the web and different entertainment possibilities.

The AirPod business
AirPod business in its core in inevitably connected to the innovative product - AIRPOD smart napping pod. Market entry points are the world's busiest airports, where user flow is guaranteed due to unexpected flight delays and frequent waiting for transit flights. AirPod users (Airpodders) will be generating constant income flow. The income will be distributed among initial supporters in form of lifetime monthly revenue.

The AirPod is a corporation that created the world's first smart napping pod.

The AirPod by AirPod December 6, 2018

the airpod 

the act of cumming in someones ears and letting it dry

ethan: my boyfriend gave me the airpod
jesus: only one?
Ethan: yeah he was lazy

the airpod by slayer23456738 November 23, 2021

The Slovakian AirPod 

The Slovakian AirPod, not to be confused with "The Slovakian Traffic Cone" or "The Slovakian Traffic Stop" is the act of nutting, into a copper pipe, bleeding into it , puking into it, spitting into it, inserting period chunks into it, pissing into it, and shitting into it, then inserting into your partner and/or victims ear and blowing aggressively until the entire scrambled shit show is in their head.

My Dad and I tried out the Slovakian AirPod last night!

The Slovakian AirPod by Maximus H April 1, 2024

Circling the Airport 

Northern Irish. A condition of extreme inebriation brought about by taking in copious volumes of drugs and/or alcohol. Typified by sitting in the corner drooling, and while essentially conscious, certainly incapable of any kind of meaningful human interaction.

"What about Doherty over there, is he alright?"

"Aye, he had 2 bottles of White Lightning and half a bag of shrooms earlier. He's just circling the airport."

Circling the Airport by davymid May 11, 2010

Drop the dog off at the airport 

The act of digging a shallow grave with the intent of burying your poor Fantrax performances

Another loss. I've got to drop the dog off at the airport

Drop the dog off at the airport by vsfunited January 28, 2021

The Airport Effect 

The temporary increase in self importance that individuals assign to themselves while waiting at airports.

Future passengers suffering from the airport effect often portray more serious facial expressions, increase their cell phone speaking volume if discussing business matters, and perform fake work on their laptop near heavily populated areas.

James and Preston sit at the Chilis bar near gate 17:

James: "Preston, please excuse me for a moment. I'm going to get my shoes shined in the elevated wooden chair while I read the journal"

Preston: "James are you alright? You seem to be coming down with the airport effect..."

The Airport Effect by Business Select March 22, 2012

Leave the donkey at the airport 

When you, because of inaction or indifference, leave a condom inside a woman after intercourse.

I wasn't really that into her, so I decided to leave the donkey at the airport.

Leave the donkey at the airport by Stump Merrill June 24, 2010