the afters
The after party after you have had a massive sesh mainly includes weird things happening to people on lots of drugs
the afters by Big Stonker January 25, 2018
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The Morning Afters
Something a guy experiences for a few days after making out/hooking up with a girl. While infected with the morning afters, the guy will ignore the girl in question for fear of awkward conversation. This could last for weeks.
Girl 1: Me and rick made out at that party the other night
Girl 2: Awesome!
Girl 1: Yeah, but he won't answer my texts. I think he's got the morning afters!
Girl 2: That is terrible!
Girl 2: Awesome!
Girl 1: Yeah, but he won't answer my texts. I think he's got the morning afters!
Girl 2: That is terrible!
The Morning Afters by ricky bobby 68 September 14, 2009
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The Direct Afters
The specific lineup position occupied by a high-caliber DJ who performs immediately following the headlining act, under the condition that they are not the final performer of the event. This term was originally coined by Mad Chiller World (typically open till 5 AM) to label the high-caliber talent required of the DJ following the headliner.
In traditional club structures, the headliner is typically the closer, or is followed by a single local act to finish the night. The Direct Afters is a title reserved for high-production shows, festivals, or legendary club residencies (like those in Berlin, Ibiza, or NYC) where the "peak" of the night is extended for several hours past the headliner's departure.
Unlike a Closer, who plays to wind the night down, the Direct Afters is responsible for keeping the energy at a fever pitch and holding the crowd's momentum for the next DJs in line. In short: the Closer finishes the party, but the Direct Afters keeps it going.
In traditional club structures, the headliner is typically the closer, or is followed by a single local act to finish the night. The Direct Afters is a title reserved for high-production shows, festivals, or legendary club residencies (like those in Berlin, Ibiza, or NYC) where the "peak" of the night is extended for several hours past the headliner's departure.
Unlike a Closer, who plays to wind the night down, the Direct Afters is responsible for keeping the energy at a fever pitch and holding the crowd's momentum for the next DJs in line. In short: the Closer finishes the party, but the Direct Afters keeps it going.
Performing The Direct Afters at Mad Chiller World is a massive undertaking; since the venue runs until 5:00 AM, the DJ has to sustain a headliner-level crowd for hours before handing the decks off to the final acts of the morning.
The Direct Afters by Julesmcw April 17, 2026
The after blow
When your screwing a girl in the ass, face down and pretend you jizz on her back (by spitting on her back) then, as she turns her head towards you, you burst your load right in her face.
The after blow by Publess chicken December 31, 2010
The Afterfuck Shutdown
The Afterfuck Shutdown is when after cumming in a girls face if she decides to stay the night, you turn off the gas and electric and water,throw her clothes outside, and tell that stanky booty bitch get the fuck out of my territory.
Girl : "hey baby that was nice mind if i stay i'm too drunk to leave".
boy: "ok sure go in the bathroom and get cleaned up".
boy; *runs downstairs grabs flashlight and turns off everything then proceeds to take her clothes and throw them out onto the open sidewalk*.
girl: "what the fuck was that for??'
boy : "get the fuck out bitch you aint sleeping here"!
girl: "no wonder you are alone and nobody loves you.. you're probably one of those creeps that use urban dictionary and jacks off to tentacle porn all day".
The Afterfuck Shutdown
boy: "ok sure go in the bathroom and get cleaned up".
boy; *runs downstairs grabs flashlight and turns off everything then proceeds to take her clothes and throw them out onto the open sidewalk*.
girl: "what the fuck was that for??'
boy : "get the fuck out bitch you aint sleeping here"!
girl: "no wonder you are alone and nobody loves you.. you're probably one of those creeps that use urban dictionary and jacks off to tentacle porn all day".
The Afterfuck Shutdown
The Afterfuck Shutdown by AniyahTheFatFuck November 5, 2013
The Afterlife
The Afterlife is, in a logical point of view, a(n) imaginary place. If The Afterlife is real, it would be a(n) inevitable, commonly active force in our universe or, if true, our MULTI-verse that reacts to the once living but recently dead force resonating in the corpse(s) of one, many, most, or ALL creatures. Once that Commonly Active Force reacts to a corpse:
1. Like how we civilians recycle, WE in general could be recycled or reincarnated, as the same species or a different one. And that reincarnation can take place in our world, or a different one, or from one to the other.
2. That corpses force could be revived in a parallel universe as the same person but in a different timeline, if there is one.
1. Like how we civilians recycle, WE in general could be recycled or reincarnated, as the same species or a different one. And that reincarnation can take place in our world, or a different one, or from one to the other.
2. That corpses force could be revived in a parallel universe as the same person but in a different timeline, if there is one.
The Afterlife by K-WILL-SUE-YOU October 21, 2019
THE AFTERFACIAL
THE ART OF SNEAKING INTO A FUNERAL HOME AND GIVING THE CORPSE THE MONEY SHOT WHILE IN THE CASKET. GUESTS ARE OFTEN ALARMED WHILE VIEWING THE DECEASED
"YO DUDE! MY BUDDY RYAN IS SICK. HE SNUCK INTO THIS PORNSTAR'S FUNERAL AND GAVE HER THE AFTERFACIAL."
" YO DUDE! I KNOW I CAN TRUST THE FUNERAL DIRECTOR NOT TO GIVE MY GIRLFRIEND THE AFTERFACIAL. HE HAS A SOLID REPUTATION."
" YO DUDE! I KNOW I CAN TRUST THE FUNERAL DIRECTOR NOT TO GIVE MY GIRLFRIEND THE AFTERFACIAL. HE HAS A SOLID REPUTATION."
THE AFTERFACIAL by DartmouthInDaHouse June 9, 2009