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Basically has to be a foursome, where one guy will stick three fingers into the woman's pussy like Wolverine, a second one will eat the woman's ass with his eyes stuck deep in the crack like Cyclops (and Cyclops sucks ass in the comics nowadays), and the girl will blow a third guy like she's Storm blowing a wind, and the guy getting blown will have to be super high and will feel like he's jacked into Cerebro like Professor X.
Michael: Bro yesterday night Me, Andy and Dwight totally were The X-Men with Pam.

Jim: What the fuck dude?
The X-Men by ShadowWar69 January 12, 2021
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the cutest thing since X-men underwear 

J.M, Ky Kiske, Eminem and the Lee twins... Seriously though, it's used to describe something/someone that is extremely cute.
Awwwwww....look at the baby ducks! They're the cutest things since X-men underwear!

Fuck stan lee, Fuck the Xmen, Fuck marvel, and fuck you too!!!! 

used as an insult towards someone else, merely thr first 3 parts are purely cosmetic
A: b your a douche
B: fuck stan lee, fuck the xmen, fuck marvel, and fuck you too!!!!

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026