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The World's Hardest Game 

A game that says it is the hardest game on Earth, and it is probably telling the truth
Bob: JOSH! I JUST GOT TO A NEW LEVEL IN THE WORLD'S HARDEST GAME!!!
JOSH:...ok

the world's oldest profession 

That skanky woman standing under the street light is probably working in the world's oldest profession.

The World's Biggest Gang Bang 

The World's Biggest Gang Bang was an event staged in a Hollywood studio starring pornographic actress Annabel Chong whereby she attempted to have sex with 300 men. In reality, only seventy or so participants turned up and engaged with Annabel in 251 sex acts. The event was organised by pornographic film director John T. Bone. The resulting video is one of the highest grossing pornographic films ever. The record attempt also caught the attention of student film director Gough Lewis and Annabel became the subject of his documentary Sex: The Annabel Chong Story. The documentary was a hit at the Sundance Film Festival and was nominated for the Grand Jury Prize.
The World's Biggest Gang Bang Like sleeping on a bed of dicks

The World's Babysitter 

the United States of America

Don't bash the US so much...they provide help the most so chill the Fu*k out on those insults!
Man:The United States is obviously the world's babysitter.
woman:That goes without saying.
Middle East(mostly Iraq & Afghanistan)
WWII
Gernmany
Japan
North,South Korea

The World's Hardest Game 

One of the most notorious Flash games of all time.

You are a red square. You must get from Point A to Point B, getting all the coins along the way. Sounds simple?

What if we added a bunch of insta-kill blue circles that move insanely fast in crazy patterns that are extremely hard to memorize? And by the way, you also have to formulate a strategy to get around those damned circles and then execute said strategy, which can be next to impossible unless you have a lot of patience. Have fun!
Despite the frustrating nature of The World's Hardest Game, it was quite well-received, to the point that it received three sequels. There has also been quite a few people who have managed to complete all four games in the series without dying a single time.

The World's Smallest Facebook Group Ever  

In response to the Worlds Largest Facebook Group Ever, The Wold's Smallest Facebook Group Ever (WSFGE) was created and is the most selective facebook group ever conceived. WSFGE accepts only the smartest, fastest, attractive, interesting, and especially attractive people in the world. Even tho you can can join the WSFGE at any time, you often will be kicked out very soon afterwards, as well as shamed for attempting to fit in among such great people.
Ugly Kid: "I have joined The World's Smallest Facebook Group Ever like 10 times but they keep kicking me out"
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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