go balti-mom

Threatening to smack some common sense into someone doing something foolishly dangerous. Usually threatened by a parent to a teenager. Referring to the mother during the Baltimore riots who was filmed chasing her son and smacking him because he was throwing rocks at the police.

Her mother threatened to go balti-mom on her if she found her hanging out with friends doing drugs.

by Mamdfm May 01, 2015

Mama Lucia

Pronounced "mama loosha", it is an exclamation, generally used by a man when he sees a woman with large breasts.

Mama Lucia! Did you see the rack on that woman who just walked by!

by Mamdfm May 02, 2015

Change teams

A person who is a heterosexual and decides to become a homosexual or vice versa.

Although she suspected the man she had the hots for was gay, she was hoping that if she dated him she could get him to change teams.

by Mamdfm May 06, 2015

the world's oldest profession

slang for prostitution

That skanky woman standing under the street light is probably working in the world's oldest profession.

by Mamdfm May 11, 2015

snow on the roof

Gray hair on the head.

John had snow on the roof, but he still managed to date a lot of much younger women.

by Mamdfm May 09, 2015

Pink think

Pink think is a thought process or action that is usually unique to women.

Putting on make up to go to the gym is a very pink think idea.

by Mamdfm May 04, 2015

Temper tweeting

Temper tantrum-like tweets when someone rants on Twitter because they don't get his or her way.

President Trump started temper tweeting his outrage when his executive orders were challenged in court.

by Mamdfm February 10, 2017