The White House 

Burned to smithereens.

Bethany- Yo, what happened with the white house?

David- Oh, the protesters... they raided it.

The White House by iloveferrets101 January 8, 2021

The White House 

Formerly this was where the president would reside. As of January 20, 2021, it has been transformed into the world's most expensive nursing home.

The White House used to be where the president lived, but as of today it is the world's most expensive nursing home. Hopefully in 2024, it will go back to being where the president of the United States lives, but since we don't have one of those right now, we'll just have to wait until 2024 and keep our fingers crossed.

The White House by Icy Wyte July 20, 2022

The White House Special 

When you fuck someone in the ass without lube, similar to the way the US government does to americans

They were in so much pain after a night of receiving the white house special

The White House Special by Hyde the Hatchet January 1, 2021

“Let’s put a convicted felon into the White House!” 

“Let’s put a convicted felon into the White House!” This should be the new motto of the “Law and Order Republican Party” that continues to double down on Donald J. Trump as the Republican nominee for the 2024 American presidential elections.

During the Surrender Day Eve Republican Debates on August 23rd 2023, six out of eight Republican debaters vowed to support Trump is he were convicted of felonies.

“The Law and Order Party.”

Said this.

On a National broadcast.

With the accused defendant Donald J. Trump not even present at the debates, because he is 40 points ahead of the nearest Republican opponent.

What is wrong with this picture?

To 30% of the American electorate and six of eight people running to be “political scavengers” should Trump “fall out of the sky” in which he is currently flying — apparently nothing is wrong with this picture.

Perspective: people convicted of felonies cannot even vote in elections in many jurisdictions.

One law one people?

WTF, America!!!!!!!!

“Let’s put a convicted felon into the White House!”

“Let’s put a convicted felon into the White House!” by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 24, 2023

Escorting the Obama's to the White House 

Politically correct term for defecating after the inaguration of the United State's 44th president, Barack Obama.

When you have to poop so bad it becomes your number one priority.

Randy pretended he was a Secret Service agent when he was escorting the Obama's to the White House.

Sorry dude, I got an important mission. I have to escort the Obama's to the White House.

Escorting the Obama's to the White House by george takei October 19, 2009

drop Obama off at the White House 

For Republican readers: a slang reference for a bowel movement.

For Democrat readers: means takin' a shit!

Republican readers: "Jeeves, do find a suitable WC. I afraid it's time to drop Obama off at the White House".

Democrat readers: " Damn, Red! Pull the truck over, I gotta drop Obama off at the White House!"

drop Obama off at the White House by Ranger375 August 14, 2011

Drop Obama at the White House

To go to the bathroom, to take a dump same as dropping a stool or pinching a loaf drop the kids off at the pool or drop off the Browns at the Super Bowl

Excuse me, that burrito is killin' me, I gotta drop Obama at the White House

Drop Obama at the White House by JMcE January 21, 2009