the Swedish

What Tom Green puts his bum on.

"My bum is on the Sweeeeeeeeeeedish."

by Marcus Intalex May 16, 2003

The Swedish Crusader

When you stuff a snus deep into a woman’s vagina and try to lick it out back into your mouth. This is a well known act in the Swedish sex-world. It is often referred as an act of honour against our history of snus.

- omg Kristin and Johan did The Swedish Crusader last night

- what? Johan is such a gentleman, but did he manage to get the snus out again from her vaginal cavity?
- of course, Johan is a well known user of The Swedish Crusadee

by Filleman December 22, 2020

The Swedish Squat

When you flip a girl on her back and hold her legs in the air, then line up your butthole with her pussy and poop in her to show dominance.

Bro, Chris just pulled off the Swedish Squat. Gross? Or awesome? Tossup.

by Doodoo1265 June 29, 2021

The Swedish Nose Plug

When a guy cums into a girls nose , then she blows her nose (without a tissue) and it drips down into her mouth.



And Yes This is Me Daniel S

Phil-"Man me and my girl friend were so bored last night so we decided to do The Swedish Nose Plug".

Zach-"Whoa That sound Fun ill go get my girlfriend to try it with me".

by <<!!!>>> April 13, 2009

The Swedish Moris Dance

This involves building a large pile of faeces, over a period of months, keeping it stored in a cool, dry place to esnure maximum conservation. One should then invite their partner over for a 'romantic dinner'. Following this, an invitation to Moris Dance. Whilst dancing force them into the cupboard and rub their face in the excrement. Then lock the cupboard, and proceed to ejaculate on the door handle, mixing it with superglue. Then proceed to sing the swedish national anthem until she can get out of the cupboard. Upon exiting her hand will become glued to the door handle, and mixed with the giz. Then shit on her feet and invite a swedish man over to regail her with a tale of the old country of sweden.

Last night I gave some girl with one leg The Swedish Moris Dance. She called the police and I'm facing 3 years in jail.

by Justice Crime February 4, 2007

The Swedish Jacuzzi

To be covered in semen all around your body.

Usually done to men in a gay orgy but the recipient can be a woman also.

Mike visited Sweden for the first time and went to a gay bar, he got The Swedish Jacuzzi there.

by jesuschristeverythingistaken September 30, 2020

The Swedish meatball

after ordering a swedish guy online u take him back to ur house,tie him up and hang him upsidedown.
after 10 days of starvation you feel bad for him. you then begin to chop of ur testicals and feed them to him. after inserting the balls into the swedins mouth you duck tape it shut and see how long it takes for him to swallow.

"yea dude i would deff. give tht guy a The swedish meatball"

by DougYGaita May 13, 2008