the Stauffer

During sex, flip the person, say "I like this way better", and stare at them for a good 10mins. It is very important to maintain eye contact.

The last time we had sex, it was so fucking boring. So I pulled the Stauffer, then it got a lot better

by KSU2016 February 11, 2013

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The Thanksgiving Stuffer

When you stick a large turkey leg in someone’s ass....knuckle end...and eat the meat end.

I gave my girlfriend the thanksgiving stuffer....so full and a little sleepy

by Wordsmithensonandwesson August 5, 2019

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The Von Stauffenberg

The Von Stauffenberg is when during intercourse your partner gets upset with you and rams their fist up into your pee hole.

"hey why you walking bow legged joe"
"well i called my girl a hooker and she gave me the Von Stauffenberg"

by Von Stauffenberg January 16, 2009

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the suitcase stuffer

When you lay a woman on her back, lift her legs around your neck, stand up, and fuck her in a downward thrusting motion screaming “GET IN THERE”

Last night, my girlfriend and I tried the suitcase stuffer.

by GlacierPunch June 19, 2019

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The sexual act of using a stocking akin to an inverted condom (i.e. a condom not placed over the penetrating device). Can be fun but does not act as proper contraception, please put "gift wrap" over your "present"!

My girl is about the stocking stuffer of her life this Christmas *winks seductively*.

by Esna Slersad December 20, 2024

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the stocking stuffer

The act of using a stocking as an inverted condom, i.e. a condom not placed over the penetrating device. Fun, but make not proper contraception. Please properly "wrap" your "present"!

My girl is about to get the stocking stuffer of her lift this Christmas. Sorry we can't hang bro.

by Esna Slersad December 20, 2024

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