the Stauffer

During sex, flip the person, say "I like this way better", and stare at them for a good 10mins. It is very important to maintain eye contact.

The last time we had sex, it was so fucking boring. So I pulled the Stauffer, then it got a lot better

the Stauffer by KSU2016 February 11, 2013

The Thanksgiving Stuffer 

When you stick a large turkey leg in someone’s ass....knuckle end...and eat the meat end.

I gave my girlfriend the thanksgiving stuffer....so full and a little sleepy

The Thanksgiving Stuffer by Wordsmithensonandwesson August 5, 2019

The Von Stauffenberg 

The Von Stauffenberg is when during intercourse your partner gets upset with you and rams their fist up into your pee hole.

"hey why you walking bow legged joe"
"well i called my girl a hooker and she gave me the Von Stauffenberg"

The Von Stauffenberg by Von Stauffenberg January 16, 2009

the suitcase stuffer 

When you lay a woman on her back, lift her legs around your neck, stand up, and fuck her in a downward thrusting motion screaming “GET IN THERE”

Last night, my girlfriend and I tried the suitcase stuffer.

the suitcase stuffer by GlacierPunch June 19, 2019

the stocking stuffer 

The act of using a stocking as an inverted condom, i.e. a condom not placed over the penetrating device. Fun, but make not proper contraception. Please properly "wrap" your "present"!

My girl is about to get the stocking stuffer of her lift this Christmas. Sorry we can't hang bro.

the stocking stuffer by Esna Slersad December 20, 2024

the stocking stuffer 

The sexual act of using a stocking akin to an inverted condom (i.e. a condom not placed over the penetrating device). Can be fun but does not act as proper contraception, please put "gift wrap" over your "present"!

My girl is about the stocking stuffer of her life this Christmas *winks seductively*.

the stocking stuffer by Esna Slersad December 20, 2024

The Crusty Stocking Stuffer 

The act of using a Christmas stocking as a cleanup rag for masterbation on Christmas day.

The ol' lady had a headache from too much brandy in her egg nog, so I resorted to the Crusty Stocking Stuffer again this christmas.

The Crusty Stocking Stuffer by White Feller December 26, 2020