the sean

Slipping two fingers into the anus of your sleeping partner.

My boyfriend passed out early last night. I totally gave him the sean.

by pulltab September 4, 2015

the sean

to give someone sleeping pills and then to shit on their chest

"mannn i just pulled a the sean on this bitch"

by #856437 October 2, 2019

the sean treatment

A person on an instant messenger service (such as msn) which lives to annoy his or her contacts through a series of carefully thought out strategies and or utter nuisance. The sean treatment often involves receiving countless 'nudges' (msn feature), vague answers to simple questions --- replying with either "..." or "some would say that" and even using the silent treatment to infuriate their contacts. The sean treatment has an unpredictable life-span as people who simply cannot stand the constant annoyance will block them, whereas people who require them for information and opinions (or general chat) have to put up with these shenanigans.

The sean treatment involves varying levels of annoyance, depending on the persons mood and whether or not they are antogonised. In extreme levels, constant nudging is followed by endless silent periods and bascially anything that is typed to them in this time is followed by a "..." --- some say that if two similar people are ever to be added to the same conversation, the world will end soon after.

>>> Jeff: oi bro... that chick that just added me is one of your friends. is she ne hot? or is she a mess... cuz if its the latter im gonna give the bitch the sean treatment in hope that she'll block me.

or

>>> Trent: ffs im trying to fucking work. do u want me to fucking block u cunt? this time ill make it a one month block + delete.

Mick: <nudge>
Mick: ...
Mick: <nudge>

Trent: <block + delete>

Mick: what a fucken puss

by omg i am wtf uber July 16, 2007

The Sean Davis

The act of somehow being able to poop on your own chest. The Sean Davis requires many years of yoga training and a strong desire to perform the maneuver. Records indicate that there have only been a handful of Sean Davis' performed throughout the years

Guy1- "Dude, after trying the sean davis for many years, I've finally perfected the technique! "
Guy2- "Awesome, lets party!"

by batmanofpizzahut September 6, 2013

The Sean Effect

!Where the presence of one individual will bring good fortune to others around him/her. This can be in any part of life, benefits in work in one's romantic life. However, for the person causing the effect, there are usually no benefits.

I guess it's the Sean Effect when I'm around you good things happen.

Man ever since I started hanging out with you, I somehow found a girlfriend and I'm doing great in general thanks, man! I guess the Sean Effect is real!

by Classic_MusicRocks March 2, 2020

The Sean Connery

When you are having sex with your partner and you say "that's not what your mother said!" over and over and when you plan to finish you have to say " don't you wanna see what I'm gonna wager?" (in a Sean Connery Scottish accent)

My girlfriend and her husband did The Sean Connery last night.

by LexMad July 12, 2017

The Sean Mulligan Effect

When someone you know, knows someone else you know, but they don't know that you know each other until you mention the mutual friends name 'Sean Mulligan' - to which the reply is usually "Oh yeah, I know him. He knows everyone!"

A: So how did you meet Andrew?

B: Through a work colleague, thanks to the Sean Mulligan effect.

by MrMazMan February 4, 2020