LexMad's definitions

Ballkoosie

When you stick your nuts in a warm bowl of water and have someone blow bubbles into the bowl with a straw therefore creating a jacuzzi for your balls

My girlfriend gave me a ballkoosie last night

by LexMad November 7, 2020

Ten tabber

One who is prone to having ten tabs open on porn hub... you dirty bird you...

Ted is a ten tabber...

by LexMad October 27, 2018

Diddle-dit

A tiny little piece of fuzz, lint, or debris on your clothing or any surface for that matter.

Barb, you have a diddle-dit on your shirt.

by LexMad December 2, 2020

Clitoria

The name you give your lady bits cuz she yo girl.

Clitoria and I go wayyyy back...

by LexMad December 2, 2020

Ten tabber

A kind of person that will most likely have ten tabs open on porn hub... you dirty bird you...

Teds definitely a ten tabber..

by LexMad October 27, 2018

The Sean Connery

When you are having sex with your partner and you say "that's not what your mother said!" over and over and when you plan to finish you have to say " don't you wanna see what I'm gonna wager?" (in a Sean Connery Scottish accent)

My girlfriend and her husband did The Sean Connery last night.

by LexMad July 12, 2017