n; the more simple and energy-conserving method for tea-bagging
Instead of squatting and bobbing up and down, you simply squat and cough. The use of the cough was derived from male physical examinations; as some may know, coughing will raise the testicles and lower them in the duration of the cough.
Critics say that this method of tea-bagging is disgusting and unattractive. To all those nay-sayers, we shall put the SAC Method to good use.
Self-proclaimed mayor of the culdesac where he resides. Has his finger on the pulse of what his neighbors are up to. Nobody’s grass is greener, driveway cleaner or has a more polished vehicle. Takes lots of naps. Has many odd quips that occasionally makes sense. Identifies as a 9 year old and claims to be woke.
Takes his pants off when he senses danger.
Pisses up to 2 pounds of excellence at a time.
If you know him, you’re lucky.
Who’s that sexy, hairy man?
Oh, that’s just Tom from the Sac. He’s a big deal, just ask him.