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the precious

1. n., a synonym for the One Ring of Power forged by the Dark Lord Sauron in J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings series of tales.
2. (var) "my precious"; an utterence which statest the presence of a possesed, supposed ownership of the One Ring; indicative of submission to the Ring's power.
by J. October 30, 2003
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the precious

The precious is essentially Smiegel's (a kind hobbit turned into a terrible gray creature) own child. He loves the ring with a burning passion. He has had sexual intercourse with the ring on various occasions.
Leave me with the precious, stupid hobbitses! The fat one is trying to take it!
by JABBY! April 13, 2007
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the precious

everything covethed by wordgollem/word.
The fat hobbitses are hogging the precious.
by vark April 6, 2003
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Edge of The Precious

What one says when they creepily want to peek down your pants to see the top of your vagina.
Then Taran told me to “Show him the Edge of The Precious”.
by Edge of The Precious January 22, 2020
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Rubbing the precious

Giddy with glee
After hearing that he hit the lotto, Bob was like rubbing the precious
by Larry January 18, 2004
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TehPrecious

by Ender Wuggles March 31, 2003
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