The pizza

Me: picks up slice of pizza
The pizza: toppings falls off
Me: ...😢

The pizza became ...naked

by Imightbe....gay August 20, 2022

The Pizza Man

"The Pizza Man" is a scene from the popular television show Supernatural. In the scene, Castiel is watching the TV while Sam and Dean are researching. He then says "It's very complex. If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, then why does he keep slapping her rear? Perhaps she's done something wrong?", as he had been watching porn.

Castiel: *Kisses Meg*
Meg: Where did that come from?
Castiel: I learned that from the pizza man.

by DestielLover4Life June 28, 2019

the pizza shakes

when you need pizza so badly your body starts to shake uncontrollably.

"He has the pizza shakes!! Quick!! WE NEED PIZZA OVER HERE!!"

by adr39 January 19, 2010

The Pizza Pie

An advanced technique used by the ancient italians to stimulate the anus and vagina simultaneously. The move, performed only by the bravest of the brave, involves placing the left fist into the anal canal and the right fist in the vagina. Move each fist vigorously in the up and down direction, as if running. The move has been carried down from generation to generation and has been commercialized in the pizza making industry. Almost all pizza makers have perfected this move, just ask their wives.

Hey Antonio, after the pizza pie you gave me last night, I can hardly walk!

by JohnsPapa July 9, 2011

the pizza is aggressive

Something to shout when you're with your buddies and a really hot girl walks by and you wanna show them. This way, you don't have to shout hot girl, you just say "the pizza is aggressive!"

"Yo bro you see the game last ni-"

"THE PIZZA IS AGGRESSIVE"

"dayum she fine"

by Qwertfart October 21, 2013

The pizza is ready

A common prelude to sex in certain locations around the world, namely porn-addicted America.

Man: The pizza is ready!
Woman: *giggles*
*They strip off their clothes and have sex*

Delivery boy: The pizza is ready!
Smoking hot woman: *giggles*
*They strip off their clothes and have sex*

by Bad C dev October 15, 2021

the pizza maker

Just before a person has to excret feces, someone else dumps a bag or mottzerella cheese into their asshole, lays down, opens their mouth, and gets feces and cheese put into their mouth.

JIM: "What's ur favorite sex game?"
MATT: "I like the pizza maker."

by DrOk63 February 27, 2003