The Oscars 

A malignant cringefest where once a year some of the worlds biggest egos congregate for the express purpose of engaging in a mass circlejerk. A night where Hollywood’s liberal elite deign to speak to the proletariat masses about social justice and wokeness, while somehow managing to ignore the fact that they work in one on the most morally bankrupt industries in the country. Watching a puppy get eaten would be a worthier way to spend your evening.

John: Hey, the Oscars are on. Wanna tune in? Jane: Nah, lets watch the Home Shopping Network instead.

The Oscars by vfuzz March 9, 2019

the Oscars 

An awesome awards show with people in gorgeous dresses (other than Miley Cyrus) That is being hosted by JAMES FRANCO and ANNE HATHAWAY. James Franco being one of the most gorgeouss and best actors ever to grace the Oscar stage.

Guy 1- Yo, dude. You watching the Oscars tonight?
Girl- What the hell! Of course I am. I'm finishing my project early to watch the hot James Franco speak. Ahh....
Guy 2- OMG I am so watching that. Dude are you?
Guy 1- What? No. That's for homos.
Guy 2- WTF? (Punches Guy 1 in face).

the Oscars by I love James Franco forever March 14, 2011

and the oscar goes to 

1.) exclamation used to point out one being overly dramatic

2.) something you say when an actor or a movie in general is incredibly shitty.

Dramatic girl: how could this happen!? Now im crying in front of everyone! What am i gonna do!?!

you: ...and the oscar goes to..

crowd: haha, what a dramatic bitch!

and the oscar goes to by yo guy February 13, 2007

Getting the Oscar treatment 

When someone starts playing music as a way of getting you to go away, like on the Oscars when your time for your acceptance speech is up.

"I tried to talk to my pissed-off girlfriend, but she just started playing music to ignore. Getting the Oscar treatment sucks."

Getting the Oscar treatment by Axemantitan February 20, 2010

The Oscar Mayer 

When you take a shit, roll it in cellophane and shove it up an anus.

The Oscar Mayer.

The Oscar Mayer by Lord voltamort September 4, 2021

The Oscar Meyer 

When a man places his dick in a bun and puts mustard and ketchup on it and let’s a women eat the bun and sometimes the penis too

Person 1 : ay you tryna give me The Oscar Meyer
Person 2 : only if I can eat the meat with the bun

The Oscar Meyer by C.Collin27 April 27, 2023

Cristiano Ronaldho To The Oscar De La Hoya Messi 

Cristiano Ronaldho To The Oscar De La Hoya Messi

Cristiano Ronaldho To The Oscar De La Hoya Messi

Cristiano Ronaldho To The Oscar De La Hoya Messi by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025