The Oscar Mayer

When you take a shit, roll it in cellophane and shove it up an anus.

The Oscar Mayer.

by Lord voltamort September 5, 2021

oscar mayer

An amalgamation of meat products that is precariously blended together into a long, erect, cylindrically shaped product. Often marketed by prepubescent children who unwittingly sing about naming their "meat" and whose mascot is a gigantic weiner on wheels.

"my bologne has a first name"

by ricemond December 6, 2003

oscar mayer

You can not lie if you say oscar mayer within the same sentence (its just not cool and frowned upon).A statement of absolute truth, abusers of this are damned to the 9th level of Hell.
When you want to tell the truth beyond a doubt, it means that you are 100% telling the truth.

1. Jack: Dude did Fallon give you head last night?

Sean: Oscar mayer she gave me head!

Jack: Chill.

by MattandKevbot34 July 26, 2010

oscar mayer

A small little finger like dick

A small slender penis resembling a hotdog

If you have a small cock a girl may say you have an oscar mayer weiner

by hollysprings February 24, 2010

Oscar Mayer

A nickname for MY BIG FAT COCK.

Suck on this Oscar Mayer before I cut your bitch ass.

by Fuck You July 14, 2002

Oscar Mayer Pussy

a fat, saggy pussy that looks like roast beef and smells like bologna. tastes great on bread.

Ayo! Dat chik, Rachel, had some rank vagine. I'm talkin Oscar Mayer Pussy shit!

by Smyth Jackson January 31, 2011

Oscar Mayer Sisters

When two women have had the same weenie in them they become "Oscar Mayer Sisters."

Ariel's boyfriend broke up with her due to how many Oscar Mayer sisters she has.

by westcoast001 February 16, 2011