The Oracle

A synonym for the interwebs, especially when used to seek very specific information for the purpose of settling an argument, wager, or simply to satisfy the randomly curious mind.

The Oracle is rarely consulted within the confines of a sketch pad, such as a crack house.

person a: 'When did George W. Bush get busted for cocaine possession?'

person b: 'I don't know - let's ask The Oracle!'

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. October 25, 2008

The Oracle

A cat named Buttercup that resides in an Atlantic Canadian home.

The Oracle was angered by our behaviour.

by Matt Hewey February 28, 2008

The Oracle

60+ year old woman in swanley, Kent, England that spends most of her day swivelling on a £200 sofa in her living room drilling a hole with her arse everytime... She is the ALL knowing ALL seeing ORacle... just keep her away from the phone book at all costs! she will call anyone!

she's the oracle, she knows all! she knows your parents! BEWARE THE IRENE!

by Anonymous-one-miwion December 28, 2008

The Oracle

A person among a small group who talks out of their ass almost daily about sports related topics. Usually this person will spend countless hours posting meaninglessness stats, tweets, and slap-stick Brobible links. He will then make off the wall sports predictions lacking any substance. Usually, he is ignored and wrong most of the time. Even more annoying, when be does correctly predict something, he let's the group know in the most douche chilling way possible.

"I told yall, I was right again," said the Oracle, as the group cringed in unison.

by Loonybird October 5, 2018

The Oracle Club

A group of semi professionals, who identify as non binary. They are interested in investing and male bonding. The ultimate goal is to attain the title of "Beta Male Cuck". Once the title is achieved they may find a woman and engage in missionary style intercourse. Anything more than missionary and they will lose the title and be labelled a Degenerate.

I can't wait to join The Oracle Club so I can cuck so fuckin hard!

by Thenewagecrewb December 8, 2018

consult the oracle

To type a word,phrase,question,or query in to google. To seek an answer via the search engine google.

"What time does the movie start?"
"I'm not sure...consult the oracle!"

"Hmmm ....I have a nasty rash...time to consult the oracle..."

by canuckchuck66 October 4, 2014

work the oracle

To go for a shit especially to get away from the wife and kids for half an hour and read the Sunday papers.

"Has anybody seen Dad?"
"I think he's gone to work the oracle."

by TezzyHead March 17, 2014