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A synonym for the interwebs, especially when used to seek very specific information for the purpose of settling an argument, wager, or simply to satisfy the randomly curious mind.

The Oracle is rarely consulted within the confines of a sketch pad, such as a crack house.
person a: 'When did George W. Bush get busted for cocaine possession?'

person b: 'I don't know - let's ask The Oracle!'
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. September 08, 2008
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May 15 Word of the Day
A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed “I LOVE The Office!” from all her dating profiles. She’s unrecognizable.
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by Callmemaybe69 May 12, 2021
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A cat named Buttercup that resides in an Atlantic Canadian home.
The Oracle was angered by our behaviour.
by Matt Hewey February 27, 2008
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60+ year old woman in swanley, Kent, England that spends most of her day swivelling on a £200 sofa in her living room drilling a hole with her arse everytime... She is the ALL knowing ALL seeing ORacle... just keep her away from the phone book at all costs! she will call anyone!
she's the oracle, she knows all! she knows your parents! BEWARE THE IRENE!
by Anonymous-one-miwion May 25, 2007
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A person among a small group who talks out of their ass almost daily about sports related topics. Usually this person will spend countless hours posting meaninglessness stats, tweets, and slap-stick Brobible links. He will then make off the wall sports predictions lacking any substance. Usually, he is ignored and wrong most of the time. Even more annoying, when be does correctly predict something, he let's the group know in the most douche chilling way possible.
"I told yall, I was right again," said the Oracle, as the group cringed in unison.
by Loonybird October 05, 2018
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