A synonym for the interwebs, especially when used to seek very specific information for the purpose of settling an argument, wager, or simply to satisfy the randomly curious mind.

The Oracle is rarely consulted within the confines of a sketch pad, such as a crack house.
person a: 'When did George W. Bush get busted for cocaine possession?'

person b: 'I don't know - let's ask The Oracle!'
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. September 9, 2008
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A cat named Buttercup that resides in an Atlantic Canadian home.
The Oracle was angered by our behaviour.
by Matt Hewey February 28, 2008
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60+ year old woman in swanley, Kent, England that spends most of her day swivelling on a £200 sofa in her living room drilling a hole with her arse everytime... She is the ALL knowing ALL seeing ORacle... just keep her away from the phone book at all costs! she will call anyone!
she's the oracle, she knows all! she knows your parents! BEWARE THE IRENE!
by Anonymous-one-miwion May 25, 2007
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A software company known for their database system with the same name. Also known as One Rich Asshole Called Larry Ellison.
Oracle trashed my tables.
by Major Midnight February 2, 2012
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A piece of shit database server programmed to stop a software developer in their tracks at every turn.
My software was working fine everywhere else, but then Oracle came in and fucked up my day!
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A divine or an especially authoritative revelation (or the person who delivers it), often an ambiguous or enigmatic utterance spoken through a medium in a trance state.
An oracle was a person or agency considered to be a source of wise counsel or prophetic opinion, predictions or precognition of the future, inspired by the gods. As such it is a form of divination.
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Whne u wanna go smoke some weed but trying to be different so u instead say oracle the guac(weed)
“Yo Emma wanna go oracle that guac
“Sure do mane,hbu Bennett?”
“What the fuck does that mean???”
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