1 definition by Loonybird

The Oracle

A person among a small group who talks out of their ass almost daily about sports related topics. Usually this person will spend countless hours posting meaninglessness stats, tweets, and slap-stick Brobible links. He will then make off the wall sports predictions lacking any substance. Usually, he is ignored and wrong most of the time. Even more annoying, when be does correctly predict something, he let's the group know in the most douche chilling way possible.

"I told yall, I was right again," said the Oracle, as the group cringed in unison.

by Loonybird October 6, 2018