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this piece of shit likes to play forkmeat while he fucks his dog and drinks cool aid, you should never trust an oak for they will implement their absolute gay upon anyone who opposes their fortnite "Pride"..... PRIDE, that's right this mother fucker likes big cocks in his mouth and cant stand the alien dancing man. If you see this gay please shoot on sight.

also has being diagnosed with liking imagine dragon porn.
fuck i have The Oak in sight .......
SOUP TIME!!
The Oak by CHRISTIAN MAD LAD July 25, 2018

watering the oak 

A sexual act involving intercourse in the female domanant (woman on top) position. With the man's penis inside her vagina, the woman forcibly urinates on the man's cock.
We had to change the sheets after my girl finished watering the oak.
watering the oak by Huskey Balls August 30, 2008

Segregating the Oak 

A term used to describe Urination.
John: Where did Adam go?
Jimmy: Oh I think he went to Segregate the Oak.
John: He's been Segregating the Oak a lot since he drank all that water..

Heart of the Oak 

The paradigm/epitome of suckish/shitty music in band form from Bangor, Maine.
"Hey dude, did you see Heart of the Oak last night?"

"WTF, I would rather eat a spoon."
Heart of the Oak by Cafona October 4, 2008

Decorate the oak 

When it's your turn to buy a round of beer, and you are reticent to get up and go to the bar, someone in your company could say to you "Decorate the oak". This means simply to put more decoration on the oak counter e.g. a few more pints of beer
"Decorate the oak ya scabby bastard. It's your round"
Decorate the oak by Ally Dick October 6, 2016

cruise the oak 

To ride in or operate a vehicle on the street of North Oak Trafficway
Sara and Cassie cruise the oak in a pimptacular car and end up at Wendy's. MMMMMMM
cruise the oak by Sassie April 29, 2003
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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