THE OAK

An amazing erection. A dick that drives the women crazy. The penises possessed by a family from Cincinnati Ohio.

The Adkins boys and there relatives pass out The Oak to the ladies.

by cptnate04 September 15, 2010

The Oak

this piece of shit likes to play forkmeat while he fucks his dog and drinks cool aid, you should never trust an oak for they will implement their absolute gay upon anyone who opposes their fortnite "Pride"..... PRIDE, that's right this mother fucker likes big cocks in his mouth and cant stand the alien dancing man. If you see this gay please shoot on sight.

also has being diagnosed with liking imagine dragon porn.

fuck i have The Oak in sight .......
SOUP TIME!!

by CHRISTIAN MAD LAD July 25, 2018

watering the oak

A sexual act involving intercourse in the female domanant (woman on top) position. With the man's penis inside her vagina, the woman forcibly urinates on the man's cock.

We had to change the sheets after my girl finished watering the oak.

by Huskey Balls August 30, 2008

Segregating the Oak

A term used to describe Urination.

John: Where did Adam go?
Jimmy: Oh I think he went to Segregate the Oak.
John: He's been Segregating the Oak a lot since he drank all that water..

by OakDomino July 6, 2016

Heart of the Oak

The paradigm/epitome of suckish/shitty music in band form from Bangor, Maine.

"Hey dude, did you see Heart of the Oak last night?"

"WTF, I would rather eat a spoon."

by Cafona October 4, 2008

Decorate the oak

When it's your turn to buy a round of beer, and you are reticent to get up and go to the bar, someone in your company could say to you "Decorate the oak". This means simply to put more decoration on the oak counter e.g. a few more pints of beer

"Decorate the oak ya scabby bastard. It's your round"

by Ally Dick October 6, 2016

cruise the oak

To ride in or operate a vehicle on the street of North Oak Trafficway

Sara and Cassie cruise the oak in a pimptacular car and end up at Wendy's. MMMMMMM

by Sassie April 29, 2003