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The Muppet

The act of reaching up your female partners ass while you are having vaginal intercourse and jerking yourself off. The masturbation aspect may also be handled by a third party, in which case it is called the "Puppet Master".
My girl's pooswa is looser than Gandalf's sleeves. The only way I can get off inside her is by giving myself the muppet.
The Muppet by Falter Ego September 8, 2007
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Gluing the muppet

Finishing an important task
Sorry I can’t, I was gluing my muppet.
Sorry I can’t sing at church today because I was gluing my muppet.
My husband is in the basement gluing the muppet.
I was late for my wedding, I was gluing my muppet.
Gluing the muppet by DOUGHBOY HFX September 6, 2025

the biggest muppet ever 

Wow isn’t that jevo
Shhh she’s the biggest muppet ever

The naked muppet

The naked muppet is a 5,6 fatty that stalks men and women around the gipsland area
I just ran in to the naked muppet and he mooned me
The naked muppet by Jess baily February 8, 2023

The muppets 

The muppets are creepy little characters built by a lonely 100 year old man. By placing the heart of a child into the chest of a stuffed frog he created kermit the leader of these muppets.
One day though, the muppets betrayed him and made him into a muppet too.
girl: hear about the muppets
boy: *looks around, snorts and crouches* yea
girl: I meant about there new movie
boy: new movie....AHHHHHH
The muppets by JustMeCrazy January 24, 2019

The Muppets 

the muppets is a word describing a group of teenagers 'hoodies' who mess around and cause trouble and have a laugh via making other people life harder and more annoying
"the muppets are there again"

The Muppets by james still January 12, 2007

Alastor_ThePuppet 

The god of one thousand tears, rightful king of the universe
Alastor_ThePuppet doesn’t have a girlfriend
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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