The act of reaching up your female partners ass while you are having vaginal intercourse and jerking yourself off. The masturbation aspect may also be handled by a third party, in which case it is called the "Puppet Master".
My girl's pooswa is looser than Gandalf's sleeves. The only way I can get off inside her is by giving myself the muppet.
by Falter Ego August 31, 2007
by Lloyd (Stallion) Salas November 15, 2002
Forcing your hand and eventually the arm into the anal cavity so far up that you now have total control of the mandible, enabling muppet like actions.
by JustinSideher July 18, 2014
by touchmywang October 29, 2014
A swift, dominating, and intellectually profound experience for one individual when another exercises their high debating skill and detailed knowledge about an argued topic resulting in not only an obliteration of the other person’s position but also their entire world view.
by stillrecovering August 29, 2018
An alternative term for idiot or moron. Usually used in the UK to describe someone who is incompetant or gormless. Taken from the name for the popular Jim Henson Puppets.
by PRAEst76 February 11, 2005
Muppetizing is the process of poorly singing a song in an almost mocking fashion to the extent in which your voice resembles one of a muppet.
by NeptuneLord December 28, 2020