shake the monster
shake the monster by hankthefourth March 8, 2021
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Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes
Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes by JackNDaBeanStock December 29, 2008
so what if I'm the monster
dumbass 1: have you heard of this so what if I'm the monster meme?
*gabbie bursts through the door*
"so whAt IF I'M THE MONSTEEEEEEEAAAAR"
*gabbie bursts through the door*
"so whAt IF I'M THE MONSTEEEEEEEAAAAR"
so what if I'm the monster by chichrigga December 11, 2018
scalping the monster
He screwed your sister last night...looks like he'll be spending the next week scalping the monster.
scalping the monster by me5000 October 24, 2010
Slam the Monster
1. To drink a Monster energy drink much too quickly to be any good for your health
2. To perform a sexual act similar to but not necessarily limited to "spanking the monkey"
3. To masturbate so hard that your dick feels like you slammed it against a monster
2. To perform a sexual act similar to but not necessarily limited to "spanking the monkey"
3. To masturbate so hard that your dick feels like you slammed it against a monster
Slam the Monster by Smellins March 14, 2013
Drain the Sea Monster
Used when describing the act of urinating, usually by pirates or uneducated people who think they're pirates. Originally used in the movie "Dodgeball."
Drain the Sea Monster by Jason Michaels July 7, 2011
hide the sea monster
hide the sea monster by K Joyce August 2, 2012
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