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The Mon(k)ey 

when you feel empty inside and you go outside and spend money on things you don't need
you experience a short lived rush or high only to be followed by regret, shock, disgust. similar to drug use and addiction. the brain's stimuli are the same.
"Its insane what happens when i am let loose at the mall and experience The Mon(k)ey.
The Mon(k)ey by Krkič September 19, 2020

Harvard on the Mon 

Is another name for Cal U. Mon refers to the Monongahela River that is right next to the University. There’s not much to do at Harvard on the Mon but you can always count on the train going by when you’re in a rush and on your way in or out of the River Lot.
“So I keep hearing students call this place ‘Harvard on the Mon’ what does that even mean?” “I have no fucking clue man.”

Jon The Mon

Jon the Mon is a full time Twitch streamer who does not have autism. Also, Lewis Reed is a stupid little cunt.
Wow, that Jon the Mon guy doesn't have autism
Jon The Mon by C4esar February 1, 2019

mon the biff 

"Mon" is "come on" in Scottish. "The Biff" is what fans call the Scottish rock band "Biffy Clyro". Mon the biff therefor means something like "Come on Biffy Clyro". Fans scream this at concerts just before the show and in between songs.
mon the biff by TheLastCrusade October 31, 2013
a phrase which means come on..(insert name of scottish band here.)
'Mon the.. Biffy!'
'Mon the.. Fratellis!'
mon the.. by Penda March 2, 2009

Mon the bishy 

A common chant used by members of the Bishopbriggs nationalist contingent (TBC). Literally translated to "Come on the Bishopbriggs", is a chant of pride calling for the independence of Bishopbriggs from it's local authority.

From the Scottish town of Bishopbriggs
Mon the bishy by MuffDiver420 May 15, 2019
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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