In the beginning, there was nothing.
Then, J Bizzle said ‘Let there be MACK’. (By solving y=∞/0)
And so Mack was born.
Mack then set to work: building the Mackverse.
On the first day, Mack divided the Mackverse into the land (for macking) and the sea (not for macking, except Antwerp harbour).
On the second day Mack split time into day (for recovering and honing of tactics) and the night (for macking, of course).
On the third day, Mack made women (mackable) and men (non-mackable).
On the fourth day, Mack divided the women into mackables (>5) and non-mackables (<5). Needless to say, there were far more of the former than the latter.
On the fifth day, Mack identified targets, naming them Macks.
On the sixth day, Mack prioritised his targets, whilst remembering that a Mack's a Mack.
And on the seventh day, Mack set to his heavenly work: MACKING. Henceforth from this day no girl was ever safe............
Then, J Bizzle said ‘Let there be MACK’. (By solving y=∞/0)
And so Mack was born.
Mack then set to work: building the Mackverse.
On the first day, Mack divided the Mackverse into the land (for macking) and the sea (not for macking, except Antwerp harbour).
On the second day Mack split time into day (for recovering and honing of tactics) and the night (for macking, of course).
On the third day, Mack made women (mackable) and men (non-mackable).
On the fourth day, Mack divided the women into mackables (>5) and non-mackables (<5). Needless to say, there were far more of the former than the latter.
On the fifth day, Mack identified targets, naming them Macks.
On the sixth day, Mack prioritised his targets, whilst remembering that a Mack's a Mack.
And on the seventh day, Mack set to his heavenly work: MACKING. Henceforth from this day no girl was ever safe............
There once was a boy with a gift
He pulled girls so incredibly swift
He simply said ‘Mack.’
‘Mack mack mack, mack mack.’
And began work on the holy night shift.
The 9 steps of the Mack, by Mack himself can be purchased from all good bookstores.
Note: Mack has never, will never, and can never fail!!!
He pulled girls so incredibly swift
He simply said ‘Mack.’
‘Mack mack mack, mack mack.’
And began work on the holy night shift.
The 9 steps of the Mack, by Mack himself can be purchased from all good bookstores.
Note: Mack has never, will never, and can never fail!!!
by MackedOff November 26, 2011
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the mack is another 1970's blaxploitaion film about a pimp named Goldie. the movie stars Max Julien and Richard Pryor.
by yay area baby April 8, 2006
Get the the mack mug.n. The guy who always starts the party, the one who gets everyone ELSE hammered while at the same time himself drinking, but somehow staying sober.
v. To force alcohol on other people to get them drunk, while not drinking yourself.
~The Mack will usually pressure you into drinking, or even make fun of you until you get hammered, but you still enjoy it because, everyone loves getting MACKED!!!
v. To force alcohol on other people to get them drunk, while not drinking yourself.
~The Mack will usually pressure you into drinking, or even make fun of you until you get hammered, but you still enjoy it because, everyone loves getting MACKED!!!
Owens: "Dude, we got way shitty last night, we must have drank 2 30 packs and a handle of Black Velvet!!! Where's McKendree passed out at?"
Pennington: "Sweetie, he is completely fine, you got hammered and he was just sittin back texting!"
McKendree: As he pops out of his room..."Hahaha, you guys were wasted! You've been...MACKED!!!"
C.J: "Lol, he did it again, The Mack got you!!!"
Pennington: "Sweetie, he is completely fine, you got hammered and he was just sittin back texting!"
McKendree: As he pops out of his room..."Hahaha, you guys were wasted! You've been...MACKED!!!"
C.J: "Lol, he did it again, The Mack got you!!!"
by drew3782 April 9, 2010
Get the The Mack mug.A situation, usually sexual, where the female does all the work and the male suffers a sort of injury.
by Leon Canis August 15, 2009
Get the The Mack Effect mug.it's the mack down!!!!!!!!!
by john mac - da mack dawg October 6, 2004
Get the The Mack Down mug.A sexual move where you start hittin it slowly from behind. You then casually make your thrusts a bit more aggressive as you slowly lean down toward her and get extra support by placing one hand on her back, and one down next to her. You whisper in her ear "hold on", as you make your thrusts deeper and faster to the point where you might bruise your pubic area. You have reached full "Mack" when she has been forced into her chest and is so beyond climax that she is shaking and can't catch her breath. Upon culmination, you whisper to her, "that's called the Mack-Daddy, copyright Mack Industries LLC".
Guy 1- I saw Lisa the ther day, she was walking kinda funny.
Guy 2- well, a few weeks ago, she said she didn't think I could make her orgasm strictly off penetration. I was obligated to perform the Mack-Daddy.
Guy 2- well, a few weeks ago, she said she didn't think I could make her orgasm strictly off penetration. I was obligated to perform the Mack-Daddy.
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