When your cousin is having brunch with you and your family and suddenly disappears into the bathroom to take a giant messy shit.
Due to not properly wiping, he stumbles out with his legsreal wide and far apart appearing as if he is the Letter A.
Matty fricken rocked the bathroom at Palmers crossing. He then came out of the bathroom walking like the letter A.
Person: im going to kiss my boyfriend
Person’s friend: Why?
Person: Because his name starts with the letter A.
Person’s friend: So?
Person: its February 7 National kiss someone that starts with the letter a