The Jellyfish

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An in-experienced form of foreplay. Handjob gone horribly wrong.

The Jellyfish: when a female gently plucks the head of an erect penis using her forefingers and thumb in an upwards motion. This resembles a jellyfish swimming. It is also an extremely unsatisfying act.

The Jellyfish by Aksoe December 14, 2012

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The jellyfish

When a man ejaculates into his hand, then spreads his semen on his shlong, he then dips it in a glass of salt water, and proceeds to urinate in the glass, and a woman drinks the contents of the glass, leaving her with a sting in her throat

Man, this girl as a freak! She asked me to make her The jellyfish

The jellyfish by FatXenomorph December 6, 2019

The Jellyfish

The most arousing dance move for a women to witness. Performed by only the most masculine of men 'the jellyfish' is elegant, smooth and sexy some claim lesbians are turned straight due to this dance.

WOW: That man sure can dance the jellyfish I must go and get his number instantly!

The Jellyfish by bertyman1994 August 19, 2016

Spanking the Jellyfish

Masturbating

Holy shit dude, my mom almost walked in on me spanking the jellyfish!

Turn the fucking fan on! I can hear you spanking the jellyfish!

Spanking the Jellyfish by CR24 September 1, 2009

Billy The Jellyfish

A sad orphan jellyfish, whose parents were eaten by a shark. His best friend is chuck the walrus. It can also be used as an offensive word to call an orphan of the genus Cuboza Chironex species, AKA a box jelly.

Bob-"man that guy is such a billy the jellyfish"

Joe-"yeah i heard his parents were eaten by sharks"

Billy The Jellyfish by Billythejellyfish101 March 17, 2010

Squeeze the jellyfish

A synonym for second base, from the book "Middlesex" by Jeffery Eugenides.

Hey Lidia, you wanna squeeze the jellyfish after class?

Squeeze the jellyfish by Titty-Titty-Bang-Bang February 25, 2013

The Stunned Jellyfish

When you stick a tazer up a girls vagina (as you would a dildo) then she is in a dormant state and you fulfill your sexual needs such as boning her as you both slide down the stairs on a sled or as you make another girl have sex with her. This all happens all while she eats her favorite marshmallow.

I completely got her in a the stunned jellyfish.

The Stunned Jellyfish by TheStunnedJelly January 26, 2011

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

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young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

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grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

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