The Jellyfish: when a female gently plucks the head of an erect penis using her forefingers and thumb in an upwards motion. This resembles a jellyfish swimming. It is also an extremely unsatisfying act.
by Aksoe December 14, 2012
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by FatXenomorph December 6, 2019
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by bertyman1994 August 19, 2016
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by CR24 September 1, 2009
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by TheStunnedJelly January 26, 2011
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