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The Jellyfish

An in-experienced form of foreplay. Handjob gone horribly wrong.
The Jellyfish: when a female gently plucks the head of an erect penis using her forefingers and thumb in an upwards motion. This resembles a jellyfish swimming. It is also an extremely unsatisfying act.
by Aksoe December 14, 2012
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The jellyfish

When a man ejaculates into his hand, then spreads his semen on his shlong, he then dips it in a glass of salt water, and proceeds to urinate in the glass, and a woman drinks the contents of the glass, leaving her with a sting in her throat
Man, this girl as a freak! She asked me to make her The jellyfish
by FatXenomorph December 6, 2019
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The Jellyfish

The most arousing dance move for a women to witness. Performed by only the most masculine of men 'the jellyfish' is elegant, smooth and sexy some claim lesbians are turned straight due to this dance.
WOW: That man sure can dance the jellyfish I must go and get his number instantly!
by bertyman1994 August 19, 2016
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Spanking the Jellyfish

Holy shit dude, my mom almost walked in on me spanking the jellyfish!

Turn the fucking fan on! I can hear you spanking the jellyfish!
by CR24 September 1, 2009
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Billy The Jellyfish

A sad orphan jellyfish, whose parents were eaten by a shark. His best friend is chuck the walrus. It can also be used as an offensive word to call an orphan of the genus Cuboza Chironex species, AKA a box jelly.
Bob-"man that guy is such a billy the jellyfish"

Joe-"yeah i heard his parents were eaten by sharks"
by Billythejellyfish101 March 17, 2010
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Squeeze the jellyfish

A synonym for second base, from the book "Middlesex" by Jeffery Eugenides.
Hey Lidia, you wanna squeeze the jellyfish after class?
by Titty-Titty-Bang-Bang February 25, 2013
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The Stunned Jellyfish

When you stick a tazer up a girls vagina (as you would a dildo) then she is in a dormant state and you fulfill your sexual needs such as boning her as you both slide down the stairs on a sled or as you make another girl have sex with her. This all happens all while she eats her favorite marshmallow.
I completely got her in a the stunned jellyfish.
by TheStunnedJelly January 26, 2011
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