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One of a handful of LA restaurants where wannabe actors pretend
to be flush with cash...and proceed to max out their credit cards...in the futile hope that one of the true POWER DINERS will bother to give them the time of day.Sorry kid.He notices
you like he notices the waiter...only when he's annoying.
ACTRESS/MODEL/WAITRESS/YOGA CHIK:"Hey Tina...wanna go dutch on
lunch at THE IVY tommorrow?"

TINA:"Sure.We can go in my newly
leased Bmer.That way we can
valet."
THE IVY by L.MARTIN September 26, 2005

Going to the Ivy 

Phrase used in the workplace to hide the fact you're having an interview. For example, you turn up to work wearing a suit for an interview and your colleagues obviously know something is up. So you divert the attention with a little misdirection.
"Oi, why you so dressed up today? You never wear a suit and tie, what's going on?"
"Oh, after work me and the Mrs going to the Ivy"
"Oh ok, why you dressed up now though?"
"Won't have time straight after work, going straight there, posh place innit!"
Going to the Ivy by isisl345 January 23, 2019

Ivy the animal take carer 

Ivy is the best person to take care of your pets. She is extremely responsible and trustable.
“Hey, do you know any one who would baby sit my hamster?”
“Yah man! I know just the person. Ivy, She the best! She can watch any animals! My turtle is so happy and he loves her! Totally recommend!!”
Ivy the animal take carer best animal baby sitter ever!

ivy the person 

When A ceiling is covered in cum and is yellow.
i cant believe JOSH, has a ivy the person ceiling
ivy the person by tardis58575 January 1, 2022

Ivy League school of the south 

A term used to describe the University of Florida, created by arrogant students who believe they are better than everyone else when in reality they will never come close to the levels of Brown, Columbia, etc.
"Welcome to UF, commonly referred to as the Ivy league school of the south due to its high rankings regionally."