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The Class Toilet Paper 

That person in your grade who is the butt of every joke, the victim of every prank, and the taker of shit from the entire class
Sam: Dude, did you hear that Josh Alexander thought some piss was apple juice and he drank it?

Phil: Hahaha, dude no way! He is like The Class Toilet Paper!

The Class Presentation 

Whenever going to give a presentation the student gets a massively sturdy rock hard erection. Whenever getting noticed he goes into the act of violently dry humping his desk, which then leads to a massive ejaculation due to the hard stimulus from the wooden desk.
Yea man I gave "The Class Presentation" Monday morning
The Class Presentation by g_dongz August 25, 2020

The Class Clowns

A very talented and known music group out of Seattle, Washington. Although not entirely famous yet they have proven they have talent by performing at the Jimi Hendrix Memorial Concert. As a rap group they consist of rappers Icee and Lil Stunt who have been close since the 2nd grade. The Class Clowns show in their songs that Hip Hop/Rap is not even close to dead. Their huge success is just yet to come being only at the age of 16.
Jimmy:Have you heard The Class Clowns new mixtape?
Armani:Yeah they go hard forreal

The Class effect 

The class effect is when a person doesn’t know something but everyone else does,and makes you feel like an idiot.
Teacher:”everyone knows what humus is,right?”
Classmates:”yes!”
You:” oh yeah….”(no you don’t)
The class effect

The Class Clown of Lafayette College 

A student at Lafayette College in Easton, PA who makes others' laugh not just in social settings, but also in classroom/academic settings. There has recently been an increase in such students that a title was created for them: The Class Clown of Lafayette College.
If you would like to laugh while in college, go to Lafayette. It is known for numerous students who fit the description of being the Class Clown of Lafayette College!

The Class D

The class D is commonly used in the fire service. Where your girl is in the lazy starfish position and you’re about to splooge, you grab the nearest lighter and light your gals tumbleweeds on fire and you 1. Pull your hand off your meat stick 2. Aim your stick at the fire 3. Squeeze out your splooge 4. Sweep the area to extinguish. Remember your P.A.S.S acronym !
Susan: “wow I went to a fire extinguisher presentation and got pregnant and a shave!

Wendy: “it’s weird when I go to the firehall everyone has their scrotums out holding a lighter…”

Jane: “my husbands a firefighter and loves to do The Class D to me!”
The Class D by Cucumbro October 28, 2025
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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