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the blob 

that thing that those fat kids jumped on in the movie "heavyweights"
Yo, let's go jump on the blob!
the blob by SLK May 23, 2004

the blob 

When an obese man is laying on an obese lady, trying to find where to stick his penis in.
Dave: Hey Sharon the blob was really good last night.
Sharon: Yea, it was really good when you actually put it in my vagina.
the blob by ijackoff2u March 25, 2011

The Blob 

n. One of many dick tricks. This particular one is performed by pulling your scrotum skin over your penis, forming something that looks like a large tumor.
That guy just showed me The Blob, I was stunned by its beauty!
The Blob by Skott September 21, 2004

the blob 

When an obese man is laying on an obese lady trying to find where to stick his penis.
Dave: Hey Sharon the blob was really good last night.
Sharon: Yea, it was really good when you actually put it in my vagina.
the blob by ijackoff2u January 23, 2011

Nothing Moves The Blob 

kickass quote of X-Men villain The Blob.
Nothing Moves The Blob by The Blob January 28, 2005

NOTB: Not on the blob 

When a girl wears tight white trousers or a really short skirt on a night out she is definitely NOTB not on the blob (period)
Hey mate that girls so fit and she's definitely NOTB: not on the blob. Get stuck in boy
NOTB: Not on the blob by Wixo August 29, 2017
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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