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the blob
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When an
obese
man is laying on an
obese
lady
, trying to find where to stick his penis in.
Dave
: Hey
Sharon
the blob was really good last night.
Sharon
: Yea, it was really good when you actually put it in my vagina.
the blob
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ijackoff2u
March 25, 2011
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the blob
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When an
obese
man is laying on an
obese
lady
trying to find where to stick his penis.
Dave
: Hey
Sharon
the blob was really good last night.
Sharon
: Yea, it was really good when you actually put it in my vagina.
the blob
by
ijackoff2u
January 23, 2011
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