on the blob

When a girl is on the blob, that means she has her period.

Dis bitch's a lil' bitchy, I fuckin' think she's on da blob.

by Fangsta March 17, 2003

on the blob

A crude expression for a female on her period used by immature boys who don't realise that a female is stressed when she is not on her period (hence the term PMS - PRE menstrual tension) thanks for reading.

"Naff off Dave."
"Oooh! Let me guess - you're on the blob!" Uh, no!

by MilitantAtheist December 04, 2003

Blob

A girl who simply exists and has nothing to offer to anyone other than her physical presence. A non-blob girl should never feel threatened by a blob because a blob lacks all the qualifications necessary to meet the non-blob threshold. In other words, a blob is inadequate, deficient, lame, and simply not up to par. A blob just exists, and that's about it. It takes a lot of work to transition from a blob to a non-blob, and it rarely happens because most blobs are incapable of realizing all that they are to make a change in the first place: a blob.

#dontevenfret #ialreadyforgotaboutthatblob #blob #lol

1. There's no need to feel threatened Myra, she's just a blob.

2. Girl, she's just a blob.

3. Why you even comparing yourself to her Sandra? She's nothing but a blob.

4. But she's a blob though!!
5. Girl, don't even fret. That blob got nothing on you.

6. That blob doesn't even matter though!

7. Honestly, I don't even care about or notice that blob because she's only a blob!

8. Have a seat, blob.

by KimberlyDee June 18, 2020

Blob

British slang for a condom.

"I'm going to properly ruin you when you've finished sucking my cock. Fuck, I've got no blobs."
"Just do me bareback babe, I love a hot sticky load shot up my fanny"

by Thumper 5 January 20, 2018

on blob

A term for when a Female has her periods

Can't have a shag tonight cause she is on blob.

by bobb todd July 07, 2006

blob

a term used in RTS game; Company of Heroes where players make large amounts of infantry and move all of them in one flank

Dude 1: fuck that PE (Panzer Elite) noob is blobbing PG's (Panzergrenadiers)

Dude 2: Bring out the MG or 105 arty

Noob: fuck they killed my blob, fuckin cheaters

by yrba1 April 13, 2009

Blob

What you call a big fat guy named BOB.

Blob should pay more then us for the pizzas because he eats two pizzas all by himself.

by the howboucha guy March 07, 2008