A term used to describe someones skills in a situation. It could be driving, with a member of the opposite sex or in any other situation where there is clearly a good outcome and bad outcome. When used as a persons name both the word user and person being called MOVES are immediatly upgraded to legend status.
Tim pass that car going ninety. (after he does it)everyone in the car yells MOVES!!
can be used in any situation good or bad. Usually used when someone does something REALLY stupid or REALLY cool
"What kinda moves are those?"
Bill: i took that chick i met last night at the club home
Joe: u mean the one with the fat ass?
Bob: Yep
Joe: Moves! so what happened?
Bob: well not much cuz i passed out
Joe: u had that chick at ur house and didnt do anything? MOVES!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.