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The Abe Lincoln
The Abe Lincoln is to shave your pubes and put them in a bag. Then keep the bag and, after ejaculating on a girls face, pour the bag on her face instantly giving her a beard.
The Abe Lincoln by thawitefantastk March 7, 2007
The Abe Lincoln
1. A style of manscaping in which one completely shaves or trims entire pubic area with the exception of the testicular region, leaving to grow in excess.
2. Shortly trimmed pubes with a sweet "ball fro".
2. Shortly trimmed pubes with a sweet "ball fro".
The Abe Lincoln by makeemsaydooby June 12, 2011
the abe lincoln
you gizz on a girl's face and shave your pubes and throw them on her making her look like abe lincoln
the abe lincoln by Big R August 29, 2003
The Abe Lincoln (Ford's Theatre Edition)
A derivation of The Abe Lincoln where a man uses semenal fluid as crazy glue. Instead of the man trimming his pubic region and placing them onto the female's penis pudding filled face, the man grabs a fist full of pubes, yanks it out of his crotchal area, and then slaps the blood-ridden hairs onto his female companion's face--resembling the face of our late great assassinated 16th president on April 14, 1865 in Ford's Theatre.
Mary: You hear Jimmy pulled off "The Abe Lincoln (Ford's Theatre Edition) yesterday?
Mark: Yeah, **Pulled off** literally...haha...get it? Pulled off....you know....kinda like the pubes that he **Pulled off**...haha
Mary: Yeah I got it, you didnt have to explain it any further
Mark: Chode Lips!
Mark: Yeah, **Pulled off** literally...haha...get it? Pulled off....you know....kinda like the pubes that he **Pulled off**...haha
Mary: Yeah I got it, you didnt have to explain it any further
Mark: Chode Lips!
The Abe Lincoln (Ford's Theatre Edition) by Old Norse Õthinn December 24, 2008
the abe lincoln
Your banging the girl from behind until your ready to bust, then you pull out and shoot her in the back of the head
the abe lincoln by CP A620 April 3, 2005
The Abe Licoln
The Abe Licoln by XPussYfUxKeDuRMoMX69 September 25, 2020
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Slop Grenade
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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