the "shit" face

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the awful churn of your face (and stomach) when you walk into a bathroom stall of a crowded bathroom right after the stall user before you's lunch was from an undercooked chinese place...
-or the look on your face after realizing the Chinese food was undercooked, and now passing its way down your esophogus :)

"Dude, it was awful I went into the Walmart bathroom today and was lucky to finally get a stall, but I didn't realize how unlucky I was. Man I almost lost my lunch after smelling that women's stomach contents. you shoulda seen the "shit" face.

the "shit" face by female:mbrown December 22, 2008

Words you can keep

The Shit Face

The Shit Face is a sexual act involving two consenting adults. It involves two people in a 69 sex position, but the male's face, tongue, and mouth is in the girl's asshole, while the girl shits into his mouth. The same can be applied to gay men, lesbians, or homeless people.

Stanley: Bro, you did not do The Shit Face last night with Monica, did you?
Chester: I definitely did, and I tasted fresh poop from her asshole. She gave me The Shit Face last night and it was awesome!
Stanley: You're sick, man. You need help.
Chester: Don't knock it till you try it, bro.
Stanley: No man, just no.

The Shit Face by efishies15 January 25, 2019

shot in the face with a shit-pistol

Extreme ugliness. Maybe be from acne or acne scars, or just plain old hard livin'.

You took home a chick last night that looks like she was shot in the face with a shit-pistol!

shot in the face with a shit-pistol by AMARZ November 8, 2006

Shit Faced to the world

Being so totally wasted that you don't give a damn who sees you.

We went to the concert last night and Stan dropped X and drank so much Tequila that he was shit faced to the world.

Shit Faced to the world by SSteve January 1, 2008

facebook the shit out of her

To look at a girl then make an extreme overly necessary effort to find them on facebook based on random facts that you may know about them (i.e. name, city you saw them in)

Rob: Dude did you just that hot chick walk by?

Alex: Yeah man, im gonna facebook the shit out of her when i get home.

facebook the shit out of her by Alex Stretch Miller September 26, 2012

shit hit the fan and blew back in our faces

an incident witch expleeld to a point and completely got worse and came back to damage the person or persons in the future

when an argumet happened after and incident and the argument came back to haunt the people meaning the shit hit the fan and blew back in our faces

shit hit the fan and blew back in our faces by leighann June 27, 2006

The Shitfaced John

a Rocket Palmer with a minimum of 2 shots of Vodka added to the mix.

this Rocket Palmer sure would be tasty with some Vodka. How about The Shitfaced John?

The Shitfaced John by masters of mixology September 23, 2011

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026