Guy 1: I don't know what to do about my son, he won't
stop using
drugs, he constantly steals my money, he crashed his car 5 times, has been picked up for DUI once a week for the past year but the cops feel too bad for him to even arrest him for it, and he jerked off into my favorite baseball cap.
Guy 2: Take your son out for ice cream and a
prostitute, drive him far away in your car while reminiscing about "the good times", then when you get to your destination, Lenny that mother fucker!