thaivan 

Thaivan is the most loving, kind, amazing, straightforward person you will ever meet she's a little crazy and a bitch if you are but she's aight ig

"hey who's that chick who threw an A.C. unit threw her ex husbands tv and window again?"

"Oh that's Thai girl goes crazy dawg."

Thaivan Meaning: chicken nugget

thaivan by Nunchucky November 23, 2021

Thailand RTO 

When a scandalous Reverse Take Over happens in a publicly traded company. Being deceived and sold a shell company only to findout its not at all what you thought it was. Deception at the highest degree. A pig with lipstick. A falsified set of documents. Paying for something only to discover its not even close to what was stated. Getting a hot hooker with big rims in Thailand , a penthouse suite, bottles of champagne only to discover a giant black cock hanging to her knee.
By then its to late. You blew all your money and now your bent over looking for the Vaseline.

" Damn that hooker is hot," my buddy Steve said she's a ten. " I don't know bro, I think I see a buldge. Better make sure she's not a Thailand RTO...
" Hey man I guarantee its a real Rolex, I'm selling it cheap cuz I dont wear it anymore. " It better not be a fucken Thailand RTO...

Thailand RTO by Tony parsnips November 2, 2020

Thailand 

If you want to be the prime minister, you need to be a military first. And then you do the coup d'etat. Now, you can manipulate all the laws that can give you advantages in the real election.

Did you hear about the election in Thailand that was done by nasty disgusting Prayuth Hua Kuai? I heard that the sum of all votes exceed the number of people who voted.

Thailand by Prayed March 24, 2019

Thailand 

One of the best nations there is.

A:Dude, I heard Thailand finally elected a new prime minister.
B:Cool! Who is it.
A: Sike Prayut will always be the prime minister of Thailand.

Thailand by PrayutLand September 9, 2019

Thailand surprise 

A "Thailand surprise" is when your female date, prostitute, etc. reveals her genitalia, which, to your surprise, are male genitals.

The climactic scene in "The Crying Game" is a textbook example of a "Thailand Surprise."

Thailand surprise by Brice Guthtree January 15, 2006

thaijani 

V. The act of smoking marijuana at the beach or somewhere on the west coast.

California slang term invented by completely baked teenagers trying to mix thailand+japan+china. Thaijani came out and is now the official word.

"Man, let go Thaijani."
"oh hell yeah dude, lets bring some bitches this time"

thaijani by TheDragon December 15, 2008

Thailand 

A country that was never colonized and exploited by a foreign power. Instead it is exploited by the Thai super rich and the Royal Family.

The super rich live of the backs of the mega poor in Thailand.

Thailand by The Grand Wazzoo January 9, 2010