Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
The person who says the first thing is stupid and ur the smart one in the situation
Boy 1: Hey, can we go to food?
Boy 2: tf u mean??

bro tf u sayin

happens when da bro sais a wtf thing
love ya, no homo
- bro tf u sayin

TF IS U TALKIN BOUT 

When someone is buggin out and you don’t know wtf they talkin bout
T Dog: Ayo lemme get some chips yo

CBANDZZ: IM EATING THESE SHITS U GOT BREAD GO BUY SOME TF IS U TALKIN BOUT

T DOG: Cmon homie u being L mans rn

CBANDZZ: ight bro

T dog: thnx twin

CBANDZZ: SIKE I LIED, THESE CHIPS IS MINE

tf r u doin

tf : The fuck
r : Are
u : You
doin : Doing
The fuck are you doing
*In a discord chat*
Person 1: BRUH THIS NIGGA IS A FAGGOT ON GOD WHY IS HE NOT DYING I SHOT HIM LIKE 39 TIMES
Person 2: "tf r u doin" lol.
tf r u doin by richniggaisfriendless December 14, 2021

who tf asked u 

the end all be all of comebacks in the 21st century
friend 1: blah blah blah squirrel blah blah...
friend 2: who tf asked u
who tf asked u by ur mom lmaooo March 25, 2021

C.T.F.U.A. 

C.T.F.U.A stand for “Catch the Fuck Up Asshole”. This term is generally used when someone is tired of repeating themselves and having to repeat what they have already said to someone who either wasn’t listening or wasn’t in there when what’s being repeated was originally said.
Person 1: The teacher told us what page our assignment was on but Robbie wasn’t listening as usual so when he asked me to repeat what the teacher said all I could say was “C.T.F.U.A. Robbie, jeez why don’t you ever pay attention.

Robbie: I’m to poor to pay attention that’s why....

Person 1: Wow Robbie just wow....
C.T.F.U.A. by Dr. Cowabunga May 12, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
Load more